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Trump Erects Smaller-Than-Average Flag Pole on South Lawn

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June 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Carlson to Cruz: “You Don’t Know How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?”

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June 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Face Masks Finally Win Over Right-Wingers

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June 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Two Minnesota Dems, a third victim shot in their homes by madman posing as cop: reports
Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party (DFL) Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, were gunned down in their Brooklyn Park home shortly after 2 a.m.
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June 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape in Retrial—Immediately Launches Presidential Campaign

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June 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Trump Thanks Military “Suckers and Losers” After Rambling Speech

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June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Mass Deportation Supporter Shocked After Wife Deported—“Wait, Not Her!”

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June 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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You know what to do, America.
Trump: Military parade protesters will be met with 'very big force' — The Hill
President Trump on Tuesday warned potential protesters who are planning to attend Saturday’s military parade in Washington, D.C., that they would be met with “very big force.”
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June 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Sen. Tuberville Shits Himself Again—Blames “Radical Left”

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June 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Melania “Accidentally” Swept Up in ICE Raid—Trump Asks If Anyone Has Seen Ivanka

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June 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Obama Promises to Pardon L.A. Protesters in His Third Term—“It’ll Be Lit, Fam”

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June 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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L.A. Protesters Told to Wear MAGA Hats and Yell “Stop the Steal” to Avoid Republican Rage

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June 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Gays watching two of the world’s messiest attention whores fight to the death during Pride Month:
two drag queens are sitting next to each other and one is wearing a blue dress and the other is wearing a black and gold dress
ALT: two drag queens are sitting next to each other and one is wearing a blue dress and the other is wearing a black and gold dress
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June 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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U.S. Bans Travel From Canada After Terror Attack by Egyptian Man—Experts Exhausted

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June 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Mississippi Passes “No Loads Refused” Bill Banning Ejaculation Without Insemination

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June 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Death Row Inmate’s Final Meal Request: Jonathan Bailey’s Ass

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June 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Musk Denies Ketamine Use as Syringe Dangles From Neck—Trump Blames the Clintons

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June 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Republican Senator Hits Earth’s Core After Reaching New Low

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June 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Screaming Toddler Ejected From WestJet Flight at 30,000 Feet—Passengers Applaud

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June 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Tax Cheat Fraudster Pardons Other Tax Cheat Fraudsters

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May 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Trump’s Demented Golden Dome Tweet Draws Bipartisan Reaction from Former Prime Ministers

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May 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Trump Demands USDA Investigate Why Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10 but Buns in 8

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May 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Trump Demands All Prisons Hit “Black Quota” or Risk Losing Federal Funding

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May 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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He Let Elon Musk Put a Computer Up His Ass—His Life Hasn’t Been the Same Since

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May 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Fisher-Price Outsells Tesla in Europe

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May 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM