Wuppus the Wise
@wuppusthewise.bsky.social
i am very smart
(@slungusposting.bsky.social fan account)
pronouns: wup/wuppus
(@slungusposting.bsky.social fan account)
pronouns: wup/wuppus
ABORT MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
ABORT MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wuppus is going to [Wupp!]ing kill wupself
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
wuppus is going to [Wupp!]ing kill wupself
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I just realised I missed the 1 year anniversary of Cabbit Account by 2 days. I started this account 1 year ago now :3
Thank u everycabbit for following and liking and being so positive :3 I love you all :3
Thank u everycabbit for following and liking and being so positive :3 I love you all :3
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I just realised I missed the 1 year anniversary of Cabbit Account by 2 days. I started this account 1 year ago now :3
Thank u everycabbit for following and liking and being so positive :3 I love you all :3
Thank u everycabbit for following and liking and being so positive :3 I love you all :3
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Trans rights
Slungus
Slungus
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trans rights
Slungus
Slungus
what the FUCK is slungus doing
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
what the FUCK is slungus doing
[Wupp!] it today twin
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
[Wupp!] it today twin
a new wisdom: fuck megacorporations and monopolies, fuck the system, and fuck nazis
or no, dont fuck nazis
they dont deserve pleasurable sex
or no, dont fuck nazis
they dont deserve pleasurable sex
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
a new wisdom: fuck megacorporations and monopolies, fuck the system, and fuck nazis
or no, dont fuck nazis
they dont deserve pleasurable sex
or no, dont fuck nazis
they dont deserve pleasurable sex
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WUPP! WUPP! WUPP!
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
WUPP! WUPP! WUPP!
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oughhhh im [Wupp!]ing it im [Wupp!]ing it….
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
oughhhh im [Wupp!]ing it im [Wupp!]ing it….
make sure to [Wupp!] today!
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
make sure to [Wupp!] today!
95 ppl gotta go follow @slungusposting.bsky.social teehee 6.7 thousand followers are on the horizon
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
95 ppl gotta go follow @slungusposting.bsky.social teehee 6.7 thousand followers are on the horizon
wuppus is not feeling very wise
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
wuppus is not feeling very wise
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
wupping it so good
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
wupping it so good
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I am too old to invoke 67. So instead I shall invoke this.
Slungus
Slungus
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am too old to invoke 67. So instead I shall invoke this.
Slungus
Slungus
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Today is November 15th. The day that this account was created and the first Slungus was posted one year ago. Back when I first made the account i really wasn’t expecting it to blow up to the point where it is now. This was all purely for goofs. But I still appreciate the support regardless.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Today is November 15th. The day that this account was created and the first Slungus was posted one year ago. Back when I first made the account i really wasn’t expecting it to blow up to the point where it is now. This was all purely for goofs. But I still appreciate the support regardless.
sloss
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
sloss
there is only one correct answer
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
there is only one correct answer
fun fact: forearm crutches are actually better than underarm crutches but they're about 20 bucks more expensive, and so health insurance companies won't give them to you
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
fun fact: forearm crutches are actually better than underarm crutches but they're about 20 bucks more expensive, and so health insurance companies won't give them to you
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
i haven't wupped in a hot minute hold on
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i haven't wupped in a hot minute hold on