WTF Surprise Doll
wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
WTF Surprise Doll
@wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Parent. Library worker. Grad student.Tired weirdo.
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In my head, she’s this kid, all grown up
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
August 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Kind of looks like a modernist take on this whippet, who is not from Amazon.
July 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
July 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Feet! Look at her teeeny soft little toes!
#tarantula
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Echo also has concerns.
May 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When you accidentally make a shrine to the god of spring at work. Hail Kevin!
March 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I was fretting this week about how none of the books I’ve been reading this year are “favorite” contenders (it’s March lol) but then I picked up this gem and I’m no longer worried. Funniest thing I read in ages, including the literal best dreidel joke ever printed, I’m sure. #booksky 💙📚
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just inhaled Victorian Psycho in an afternoon and wow do I recommend it. A visceral bloodbath wherein the indiscriminate killing of men, women, children, babies and animals is played for dark comic lulz. That sounds bad but I promise, it’s great if you have the stomach for it!📚💙
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This guy right here (Tliltocatl albopilosus) likes to dip crickets in his dish.
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Intentionally doing something to tank the stock market and then quickly undoing it can make someone a lot of money.
February 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I fucking hate AI but someone posted this in a tarantula group I’m in, in response to someone else losing a beloved spider, and a)this is objectively hilarious but b)also I cried
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Love the “happy to have caught a cricket” dance routine from Glen Powell tonight!
#tarantula
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My family does NYE pizza too! My daughter created this abomination. She says it’s Jonathan Bailey. Teenagers are amazing, ha.
January 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I knew I saved this definitely not cursed at all image for a reason
December 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Bob Staake has been a perennial favorite in my house. The Look! A book! series is all fun rhymes and amazingly funny and detailed seek and finds. The Donut Chef is a banger too, and is very fun to read aloud.
December 8, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

13/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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December 4, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

12/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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November 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

10/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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November 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

9/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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November 25, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

8/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
It turns out that “worst human” and “extremely not punk” have some overlap
November 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM