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WTF Surprise Doll
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Parent. Library worker. Grad student.Tired weirdo.
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In my head, she’s this kid, all grown up
Small, euphorically happy child dressed in an A+ horseshoe crab costume.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Four panels of different cardinals, juvenile, adult male, adult female and “bloodcheep, frightful demon of the cursed abyss,” who is looking rather rough.
August 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Kind of looks like a modernist take on this whippet, who is not from Amazon.
Happy brindle and white whippet holding a tennis ball in her mouth, leaving little room for her tongue.
July 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Illustration of a spray bottle with the word NO superimposed on it.
July 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Feet! Look at her teeeny soft little toes!
#tarantula
Curly hair tarantula sitting on a log. she is dark with copious blonde hairs, and soft, velvety looking feet.
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Echo also has concerns.
A derpy looking white and brindle whippet holds a ball hopefully
May 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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When you accidentally make a shrine to the god of spring at work. Hail Kevin!
A large and expressive jackalope statue stands in front of some white boards. He is surrounded by candles and trinkets, his horns are adorned with ephemera and he’s wearing a camp halfblood necklace. Hail Kevin!
March 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I was fretting this week about how none of the books I’ve been reading this year are “favorite” contenders (it’s March lol) but then I picked up this gem and I’m no longer worried. Funniest thing I read in ages, including the literal best dreidel joke ever printed, I’m sure. #booksky 💙📚
The cover of the book “the golem of Brooklyn” by Adam Mansbach, featuring a black cover with bold white type and a flaming tiki torch.
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Just inhaled Victorian Psycho in an afternoon and wow do I recommend it. A visceral bloodbath wherein the indiscriminate killing of men, women, children, babies and animals is played for dark comic lulz. That sounds bad but I promise, it’s great if you have the stomach for it!📚💙
The cover of the book Victorian psycho by Virginia Fritz, featuring bold dripping yellow letters over the face of a serene old fashioned girl with red hair.
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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This guy right here (Tliltocatl albopilosus) likes to dip crickets in his dish.
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Intentionally doing something to tank the stock market and then quickly undoing it can make someone a lot of money.
February 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I fucking hate AI but someone posted this in a tarantula group I’m in, in response to someone else losing a beloved spider, and a)this is objectively hilarious but b)also I cried
An adorable spider crosses a web-encrusted , rainbow bridge that leads to a glowing web. It looks up hopefully, on its way to weave in the afterlife.
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Well manicured hands lighting purple bong with the words “queen of bongs” underneath, like the world’s most relevant tarot card.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Love the “happy to have caught a cricket” dance routine from Glen Powell tonight!
#tarantula
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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My family does NYE pizza too! My daughter created this abomination. She says it’s Jonathan Bailey. Teenagers are amazing, ha.
January 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I knew I saved this definitely not cursed at all image for a reason
December 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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Bob Staake has been a perennial favorite in my house. The Look! A book! series is all fun rhymes and amazingly funny and detailed seek and finds. The Donut Chef is a banger too, and is very fun to read aloud.
The cover of Bob Staake’s seek and find book, Look a Book. It features illustrated dinosaurs, robots, and other random shit.
December 8, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

13/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of Dave Eggers’ book A Heartbreaking work of staggering genius. The cover art is a painting of a luminous sky, with a re curtain pulled back in the foreground.
December 4, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

12/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi, featuring a white cover with large black text and a small blue feather
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Choose 20 books that have sayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of Richard Adams’ book Watership Down. The cover art depicts a rabbit on a golden grassy background
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of Sorrow Floats by Tim Sandlin. The cover is bright orange with the overexposed pink photo of a figure’s head and legs
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

10/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of Antoine De Saint-Exupery’s book, The little Prince, which features an illustration of the little prince standing on a tiny planet.
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

9/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of Madeline Miller’s book, the Song of Achilles. The background is teal, with an ancient spartan helmet.
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

8/20

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge
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The cover of Tom Robbins’ book, Still Life With Woodpecker, featuring an illustration of a woodpecker with a match in its mouth and dynamite in its claws flying over the pyramided background of a pack of camel cigarettes.
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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It turns out that “worst human” and “extremely not punk” have some overlap
November 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM