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a completely tabricated story, so, kudos to him for that, we guess. / WsJ Stan Photo a completely tabricated story, so, kudos to him for that, we guess./ ws start Photo 1 4 20
September 17, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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What can we say, we hate JD more than we hate democracy.
THE MONDAY ESSAY Inept Candidate Uses Racist Trope for Improved SEO Republican nominee for Vice-President and general all-around disappointment, JD Vance, utilizes the ol' "imigrants eat pets" trope in hopes that when people Google cats + ladies, they don't see Taylor Swift supporting opposing campaign. Vance hasn't been successful at much this campaign trail, but he was successful at nuking his own boss's brain with a completely fabricated story, so, kudos to him for that, we guess. / WSJ Staff Photo
September 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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we just hate democracy and truth. It’s really that simple. We get money to lie to you.
OPINION GUEST ESSAY Trump Can Win on Character Aug. 26, 2024
August 26, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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What can we say. We stand for nothing and we hate our readers.
OPINION DAVID BROOKS Why the Protests Help Trump May 2, 2024
May 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Can’t really top this. But we will try!
POLITICO POLITICO @politico Follow 'Smiling his ass off': How Trump used the New York bodega visit to return to form Canad 1401 3420 11742 551120BS) 'Smiling his ass off': How Trump used the New York bo... From politico.com 6:24 PM • 4/17/24 From Earth • 18K Views
April 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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Breaking:
BREAKING In a Surprise to No One, Study Finds White Christian Nationalists are the Most Inferior Gene Pool In other news, water is wet and Christian Nationalists are domestic terrorists and a threat to our democracy. AMERICA FIRST GOD GUNS AND: TRUMP ★★★ What could possibly go wrong with a religious ideology entangled with nationalism and violence?? It's not like history is littered with Christians getting violently out of hand in the past or anything. / Photo courtesy of Google Images
April 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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special report, the real war on Christmas father Christmas amongst the casualties of Israel’s genocidal bombing campaign campaign Gaza early this morning sources confirm that the iron dome shot down below symbol generosity and joy. Word from our American Christian Zionist colleagues is that they don’t think that this is a big deal was…
December 24, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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December 20, 2023 at 3:28 AM
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Can’t even top this. Ngl.
Screencap of cnn with chyron that says: trump insists he’s net read hitlers mein kampf.
December 20, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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Was it a Crime, or an act of passion? Ex President and criminally indicted Donald j. Trump thrown off ballot in Colorado.
December 20, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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Late addition, is it the economy or are the pores just lazy Larry Summers weighs in
December 15, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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Late addition in defense of the defense industry Yeah, innocent people are dying, but the real tragedy is that there are poor disadvantage CEOs in the defense industry, only able to afford a single yacht
December 12, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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AFTERNOON EDITION We Don't Break the News, We Make the News So stop bitching about it, ya fuckin' plebes.
December 11, 2023 at 9:26 PM
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Are kids too woke?? Or have we just melted the brains of boomers into thinking fascism is good ?
December 11, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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THE SUNDAY ESSAY It It Time to Retire The Wall Street Journal? From whitewashing police brutality, to proposing language changes to eradicate atrocities, the WSJ is clearly a propaganda tool for the rich to push anti-humane garbage.
December 11, 2023 at 6:15 AM