WSFerrys
@wsferrys.bsky.social
The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
AHOY THERE!
SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY
"Painted in the fleet’s historic red, white and black colours and with windows fitted, the first new Mersey Ferry in more than 60 years emerged from Cammell Laird’s giant construction hall on the banks of the Mersey"
www.merseytravel.gov...
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY
"Painted in the fleet’s historic red, white and black colours and with windows fitted, the first new Mersey Ferry in more than 60 years emerged from Cammell Laird’s giant construction hall on the banks of the Mersey"
www.merseytravel.gov...
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
AHOY THERE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
AHOY THERE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
AHOY THERE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
AHOY THERE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
AHOY THERE!
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
NEW FERRY SERVICE BEGINS!
"A diminutive ferry has begun regular service on the upper Mississippi River, connecting Lansing, Iowa, with Wisconsin near De Soto and Ferryville while the Black Hawk Bridge is demolished and a new span built."
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/coa...
NEW FERRY SERVICE BEGINS!
"A diminutive ferry has begun regular service on the upper Mississippi River, connecting Lansing, Iowa, with Wisconsin near De Soto and Ferryville while the Black Hawk Bridge is demolished and a new span built."
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/coa...
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
NEW FERRY SERVICE BEGINS!
"A diminutive ferry has begun regular service on the upper Mississippi River, connecting Lansing, Iowa, with Wisconsin near De Soto and Ferryville while the Black Hawk Bridge is demolished and a new span built."
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/coa...
NEW FERRY SERVICE BEGINS!
"A diminutive ferry has begun regular service on the upper Mississippi River, connecting Lansing, Iowa, with Wisconsin near De Soto and Ferryville while the Black Hawk Bridge is demolished and a new span built."
LINKY:
www.workboat.com/coa...
AHOY THERE!
BC FERRIES BARGE IN ON ELECTRIC DREAMS
"The vehicle cannot be transported by tow truck on the ferry due to BC Ferries’ new policy. A workaround resulted with Hyundai hiring a barge to transport the disabled car across the water at considerable cost"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
BC FERRIES BARGE IN ON ELECTRIC DREAMS
"The vehicle cannot be transported by tow truck on the ferry due to BC Ferries’ new policy. A workaround resulted with Hyundai hiring a barge to transport the disabled car across the water at considerable cost"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
AHOY THERE!
BC FERRIES BARGE IN ON ELECTRIC DREAMS
"The vehicle cannot be transported by tow truck on the ferry due to BC Ferries’ new policy. A workaround resulted with Hyundai hiring a barge to transport the disabled car across the water at considerable cost"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
BC FERRIES BARGE IN ON ELECTRIC DREAMS
"The vehicle cannot be transported by tow truck on the ferry due to BC Ferries’ new policy. A workaround resulted with Hyundai hiring a barge to transport the disabled car across the water at considerable cost"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
AHOY THERE!
MONDAY, MONDAY, SO GOOD TO ME
MONDAY MORNIN',
IT WAS ALL I HOPED IT WOULD BE
BUT MONDAY MORNIN',
MONDAY MORNIN' COULDN'T GUARANTEE
THAT MONDAY EVENIN',
YOU WOULD STILL BE HERE WITH ME
MONDAY, MONDAY, SO GOOD TO ME
MONDAY MORNIN',
IT WAS ALL I HOPED IT WOULD BE
BUT MONDAY MORNIN',
MONDAY MORNIN' COULDN'T GUARANTEE
THAT MONDAY EVENIN',
YOU WOULD STILL BE HERE WITH ME
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
AHOY THERE!
MONDAY, MONDAY, SO GOOD TO ME
MONDAY MORNIN',
IT WAS ALL I HOPED IT WOULD BE
BUT MONDAY MORNIN',
MONDAY MORNIN' COULDN'T GUARANTEE
THAT MONDAY EVENIN',
YOU WOULD STILL BE HERE WITH ME
MONDAY, MONDAY, SO GOOD TO ME
MONDAY MORNIN',
IT WAS ALL I HOPED IT WOULD BE
BUT MONDAY MORNIN',
MONDAY MORNIN' COULDN'T GUARANTEE
THAT MONDAY EVENIN',
YOU WOULD STILL BE HERE WITH ME
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD“.
“WELCOME ABOARD“.
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD“.
“WELCOME ABOARD“.
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS IN ART, A CONTINUING SERIES
CUSTOMERS LAMENT THE LIMITED VENDORS IN THE NEW TERMINAL AND REGRET NOT STOPPING AT THE OWL & THISTLE AS USUAL (LES CLIENTS OBSERVENT LES VENDEURS DANS LE TERMINAL ET REGRETTENT DE NE PAS S'ARRÊTER CHEZ OWL AND THISTLE COMME TOUJOURS), E. DEGAS, 1875
FERRYS IN ART, A CONTINUING SERIES
CUSTOMERS LAMENT THE LIMITED VENDORS IN THE NEW TERMINAL AND REGRET NOT STOPPING AT THE OWL & THISTLE AS USUAL (LES CLIENTS OBSERVENT LES VENDEURS DANS LE TERMINAL ET REGRETTENT DE NE PAS S'ARRÊTER CHEZ OWL AND THISTLE COMME TOUJOURS), E. DEGAS, 1875
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS IN ART, A CONTINUING SERIES
CUSTOMERS LAMENT THE LIMITED VENDORS IN THE NEW TERMINAL AND REGRET NOT STOPPING AT THE OWL & THISTLE AS USUAL (LES CLIENTS OBSERVENT LES VENDEURS DANS LE TERMINAL ET REGRETTENT DE NE PAS S'ARRÊTER CHEZ OWL AND THISTLE COMME TOUJOURS), E. DEGAS, 1875
FERRYS IN ART, A CONTINUING SERIES
CUSTOMERS LAMENT THE LIMITED VENDORS IN THE NEW TERMINAL AND REGRET NOT STOPPING AT THE OWL & THISTLE AS USUAL (LES CLIENTS OBSERVENT LES VENDEURS DANS LE TERMINAL ET REGRETTENT DE NE PAS S'ARRÊTER CHEZ OWL AND THISTLE COMME TOUJOURS), E. DEGAS, 1875
AHOY THERE!
NAUTICAL TIMEKEEPING, IMPORTANT TO ALL SAILORS, IS BASED ON GREENWICH MEAN TIME AS DEFINED BY THE GREENWICH MERIDIAN.
WSFERRYS IS PLEASED TO BE A SPONSOR TO THE ANNUAL RESETTING OF STONEHENGE TO SUPPORT NAUTICAL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SINCE 1952.
#FERRY #FERRIES #SpringFWDFallBACK
NAUTICAL TIMEKEEPING, IMPORTANT TO ALL SAILORS, IS BASED ON GREENWICH MEAN TIME AS DEFINED BY THE GREENWICH MERIDIAN.
WSFERRYS IS PLEASED TO BE A SPONSOR TO THE ANNUAL RESETTING OF STONEHENGE TO SUPPORT NAUTICAL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SINCE 1952.
#FERRY #FERRIES #SpringFWDFallBACK
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
NAUTICAL TIMEKEEPING, IMPORTANT TO ALL SAILORS, IS BASED ON GREENWICH MEAN TIME AS DEFINED BY THE GREENWICH MERIDIAN.
WSFERRYS IS PLEASED TO BE A SPONSOR TO THE ANNUAL RESETTING OF STONEHENGE TO SUPPORT NAUTICAL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SINCE 1952.
#FERRY #FERRIES #SpringFWDFallBACK
NAUTICAL TIMEKEEPING, IMPORTANT TO ALL SAILORS, IS BASED ON GREENWICH MEAN TIME AS DEFINED BY THE GREENWICH MERIDIAN.
WSFERRYS IS PLEASED TO BE A SPONSOR TO THE ANNUAL RESETTING OF STONEHENGE TO SUPPORT NAUTICAL DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SINCE 1952.
#FERRY #FERRIES #SpringFWDFallBACK
AHOY THREE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
AHOY THREE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
NEXT WEEK WE IMPLEMENT OUR NEW SERIES "FAN MAIL FROM SOME FLOUNDER" WHERE WE ANSWER YOUR FERRYS QUESTIONS.
LOOK FORWARD TO THIS INNOVATIVE INSIDE LOOK AT ALL THINGS FERRYS - POLLY.
NEXT WEEK WE IMPLEMENT OUR NEW SERIES "FAN MAIL FROM SOME FLOUNDER" WHERE WE ANSWER YOUR FERRYS QUESTIONS.
LOOK FORWARD TO THIS INNOVATIVE INSIDE LOOK AT ALL THINGS FERRYS - POLLY.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
AHOY THERE!
NEXT WEEK WE IMPLEMENT OUR NEW SERIES "FAN MAIL FROM SOME FLOUNDER" WHERE WE ANSWER YOUR FERRYS QUESTIONS.
LOOK FORWARD TO THIS INNOVATIVE INSIDE LOOK AT ALL THINGS FERRYS - POLLY.
NEXT WEEK WE IMPLEMENT OUR NEW SERIES "FAN MAIL FROM SOME FLOUNDER" WHERE WE ANSWER YOUR FERRYS QUESTIONS.
LOOK FORWARD TO THIS INNOVATIVE INSIDE LOOK AT ALL THINGS FERRYS - POLLY.
AHOY THERE!
WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING OUT THE ADVANCED ELEVATOR SYSTEMS TO BE IMPLEMENTED IN OUR NEW CLASS OF ELECTRIC FERRYS.
WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING OUT THE ADVANCED ELEVATOR SYSTEMS TO BE IMPLEMENTED IN OUR NEW CLASS OF ELECTRIC FERRYS.
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING OUT THE ADVANCED ELEVATOR SYSTEMS TO BE IMPLEMENTED IN OUR NEW CLASS OF ELECTRIC FERRYS.
WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING OUT THE ADVANCED ELEVATOR SYSTEMS TO BE IMPLEMENTED IN OUR NEW CLASS OF ELECTRIC FERRYS.
AHOY THERE!
WEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!
"All ferry passengers should be prepared for possible service disruptions starting later today through Saturday afternoon due to high winds."
LINKY:
theorcasonian.com/hi...
WEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!
"All ferry passengers should be prepared for possible service disruptions starting later today through Saturday afternoon due to high winds."
LINKY:
theorcasonian.com/hi...
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
AHOY THERE!
WEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!
"All ferry passengers should be prepared for possible service disruptions starting later today through Saturday afternoon due to high winds."
LINKY:
theorcasonian.com/hi...
WEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!
"All ferry passengers should be prepared for possible service disruptions starting later today through Saturday afternoon due to high winds."
LINKY:
theorcasonian.com/hi...