I love that, even in the midst of the dawning recognition that he could now celebrate the greatest achievement of his professional career, Curt Cignetti looked and sounded like he wanted to drag his offensive line into the film room and put them in the machine from A Clockwork Orange

holy crap, Becker

WHAT A CATCH CHARLIE

fernando mendoza is the most Boys State quarterback of all time

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

True baseball sickos understand that this reverses the situation. Baseball has but one, horrible antagonist: the team you follow daily

OH CRAP ONE OF THE BONIES MADE IT THROUGH THE CHRISTMAS PORTAL

[pointing at a male cow, European-ly] Thatisse Mybulle

it's been a while, so i'll rate some more sums of money

$38,820: a lot of money
$100: nice and neat
$0: uhhh ... is this thing on?
$388: feels like more than it is when you say it out loud
$0.09: you gotta be kidding me
$7,402.61: now THAT is quite a chunk of change
$5,000,020: sensational!

you see me walking around town wearing a sandwich board that reads “POWER TO THE GAMERS.” you look around to see whether i’m with anyone or there’s some larger march i’m a part of. nope! power to the gamers

TWO GENIOUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN

The FBI honoring MLK Jr today

you gotta love cake. as if the cake isn’t good enough, you’ve also got the icing. that’s just the icing on the cake

in 2024 i'm going to start redundantly using both "$" and "dollars." as in, "this computer costs $2000 dollars." i spent a long, long time faithfully using one or the other and it failed to enrich my quality of life in any way. done with it. $2000 dollars time

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

this is me if you even care