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Will Sebag-Montefiore
@wsebag.bsky.social
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Actor & Comedian | he/him | http://patreon.com/wsebag
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Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Tesco cancelled Christmas (by selling mince pies)
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Listening to #StrongMessageHere with @aiannucci.bsky.social & Stewart Lee mentions an AI song about Charlie Kirk, adding that no human would write such a thing

PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, LAURENCE FOX:
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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How to be cool according to Elon Musk 😎 #grok
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Some feedback from x
Tweet from AngloFash which reads " "someone" = self hating eunuch. The fact a Boer has more respect for Britain than a British person does is very telling.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Avoid this place in London 🇬🇧
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Thought this KFC was a dojo, turns out it's a

🎵 Poulet Palace, Poulet Palace 🎵
A picture of KFC doing a sponsorship with Stranger Things
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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My interview with Andrew Tate & Laurence Fox
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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How do we know this is a Christmas tree it doesn't say Christmas on it ANYWHERE
A tweet from Will Calverley which reads: "Hey @Tesco , behold my CHRISTMAS tree - try not to be too overwhelmed by its sheer festive glory!" above a picture of a white man with glasses holding a christmas tree in a large store
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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If Joe Rogan existed in the Wicked Universe 🧙‍♀️ #wickedforgood
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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💪 If Joe Rogan was in Wicked 🧙‍♀️

New video! I made this cool sign for it!

I think I'm very clever for choosing the character who loses his brain and becoms a strawman in to Joe Rogan

Hopefully the venn diagram of my audience has a Rogan/Wicked crossover

Link down here⤵️
Joe Rogan's neon podcast sign but it has been photoshopped to read 'THE FIYEROGAN EXPERIENCE: IN SEARCH OF A BRAIN' and has a neon scarecrow head above it all on a wooden background
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Not a SINGLE mention of Christmas!! Tesco plz explain I thought this was a CHRSTIAN COUNTRY ✝️😡
A picture of a Tesco exterior which has not one but two Merry Christmas signs
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Scrolling through X so you don't have to
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Seems pretty unfair to call celebs 'animals'
A tweet which reads: "@ProtectTheWild_ We’re probably gonna be unpopular for saying this, but we’re sick of seeing anything to do with ‘I’m a celeb’ The show relies on the abuse and exploitation of animals for cheap laughs and it’s sad that so many people still watch it and seem to have no issue with it!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"I share erection data with my son but packing is CRAZY"
A tweet from Bryan Johnson the billionaire who wants to live forever which reads: I’m in D.C. for a thing. Packing my longevity for travel is a lot. A pair of underwear and toothbrush would be so much easier. Sometimes I think you’re right and this whole thing has gotten out of control and I need to chill.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Donald Trump calls the #BBC with his demands 💰
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Coca Cola coming up with their fully AI generated Christmas Advert 🎥🎅
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Woke Migrants CANCELLED Prince Andrew?! 👀
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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The far right on Samir Zitouni, the rail worker who saved multiple lives during the LNER attack
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Thought I was REAL smart with this one and then:
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The Andrew formerly known as Prince
A BBC news article announcing Prince Andrew is to be stripped of his Royal title
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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I have joined PATREON! First 10 subscribers get complete acces to me & my new show for just £2 a month

After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity

www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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King Charles DESTROYS heckler
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Reform MP on adverts & racism
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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☕️💧
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM