D.J. Switzer
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D.J. Switzer
@wrongsideofthepond.com
Kicking it since '82. Pulling the strings for wrongsideofthepond.com and @addedtime.com. Currently: player, coach, designer (hire me!), occasional podcaster, hot taker. Formerly: F.O. shill, journalist.
Ten years of FC Cincinnati... man. It's difficult to find the right words to capture the complicated emotions intertwined with the club's impact on my life over the last decade. But what I value most about FCC is the platform it provided me to build relationships with so many amazing people.
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Up early this morning on vacation to watch my former club, and friends on the coaching staff, challenge for a national championship on a national television broadcast. Give 'em hell, Ohio Galaxies!
July 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
There's nothing quite like watching the national team in your town on your birthday. #uswnt
June 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
FIFA is so desperate to move tickets for the Club World Cup that they have Verizon sending push notifications out for "exclusive discounts". #fifacwc
June 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today's a seismic day for soccer in Cincinnati... I played in my first over-40 match.
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not even a "thank you" for his services or accomplishments? With this piss-poor excuse of a Friday news dump announcement, you'd think Ange was at Spurs for a month and lost every match.

Nothing will ever change at Tottenham until Levy divorces himself from sporting decisions. #coys
June 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Nothing says "Welcome to our country!" like Customs and Border Protection reminding you they'll be keeping an eye on you while you're here for the #FifaClubWorldCup.
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The last time Spurs won a trophy, my wife and I weren't even dating.

The last time they made a final, my kids were all little.

Today, I got to celebrate a major title with them all.

The emotions are real. #coys
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
MATE
May 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
COME ON YOU SPURS! 🏆🏆🏆🏆
May 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We're ready for the Europa League final here in Cincinnati ... COME ON YOU SPURS! #COYS
May 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't get me wrong: I love the epic power struggle between sects of space wizards and their super cool laser swords... but for me, Andor is the best ever #StarWars media.

The writing is phenomenal. The acting is top class. And with characters cut from all cloths, it's so much more relatable.
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You always remember your first 🏆... undoubtedly the first of many.
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
American soccer is just an ever-growing ouroboros.
April 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Using gridiron helmets to advertise their game in Cleveland?! At this point, I feel like the Crew F.O. are trying to make their own supporters angry.
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Your kids will be begging for this next Christmas
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Morning soccer press conference texts from @tanaweingartner.bsky.social 😂
April 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Navigating the temperamental weather of Ohio's Spring soccer season is a little easier when one of your players lets you use their "barn" for training.
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The real March Madness is actively choosing to ride out the full 90 of a scoreless Concacaf Nations League semifinal during the first day of the NCAA basketball tournament. #usmnt
March 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Life as a Spurs supporter. #coys
March 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
With youth basketball on the Eastside this morning and futsal on the Westside in the afternoon, we managed to squeeze in a half of Spurs' win over Ipswich at Wandering Monsters Brewing with Cincy Spurs.
February 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
He was just a *little* stoked to see his sister convert her penalty.
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Arguably the best picture I've ever taken.

📍 Conkle's Hollow, Hocking Hills State Park
December 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Who actually needs to see the ball anyway? #BoxingDayFootball
December 26, 2024 at 8:23 PM
It's delicious.
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM