D.J. Switzer
@wrongsideofthepond.com
Kicking it since '82. Pulling the strings for wrongsideofthepond.com and @addedtime.com. Currently: player, coach, designer (hire me!), occasional podcaster, hot taker. Formerly: F.O. shill, journalist.
Ten years of FC Cincinnati... man. It's difficult to find the right words to capture the complicated emotions intertwined with the club's impact on my life over the last decade. But what I value most about FCC is the platform it provided me to build relationships with so many amazing people.
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ten years of FC Cincinnati... man. It's difficult to find the right words to capture the complicated emotions intertwined with the club's impact on my life over the last decade. But what I value most about FCC is the platform it provided me to build relationships with so many amazing people.
Up early this morning on vacation to watch my former club, and friends on the coaching staff, challenge for a national championship on a national television broadcast. Give 'em hell, Ohio Galaxies!
July 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Up early this morning on vacation to watch my former club, and friends on the coaching staff, challenge for a national championship on a national television broadcast. Give 'em hell, Ohio Galaxies!
FIFA is so desperate to move tickets for the Club World Cup that they have Verizon sending push notifications out for "exclusive discounts". #fifacwc
June 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
FIFA is so desperate to move tickets for the Club World Cup that they have Verizon sending push notifications out for "exclusive discounts". #fifacwc
Today's a seismic day for soccer in Cincinnati... I played in my first over-40 match.
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Today's a seismic day for soccer in Cincinnati... I played in my first over-40 match.
Not even a "thank you" for his services or accomplishments? With this piss-poor excuse of a Friday news dump announcement, you'd think Ange was at Spurs for a month and lost every match.
Nothing will ever change at Tottenham until Levy divorces himself from sporting decisions. #coys
Nothing will ever change at Tottenham until Levy divorces himself from sporting decisions. #coys
June 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not even a "thank you" for his services or accomplishments? With this piss-poor excuse of a Friday news dump announcement, you'd think Ange was at Spurs for a month and lost every match.
Nothing will ever change at Tottenham until Levy divorces himself from sporting decisions. #coys
Nothing will ever change at Tottenham until Levy divorces himself from sporting decisions. #coys
Nothing says "Welcome to our country!" like Customs and Border Protection reminding you they'll be keeping an eye on you while you're here for the #FifaClubWorldCup.
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Nothing says "Welcome to our country!" like Customs and Border Protection reminding you they'll be keeping an eye on you while you're here for the #FifaClubWorldCup.
The last time Spurs won a trophy, my wife and I weren't even dating.
The last time they made a final, my kids were all little.
Today, I got to celebrate a major title with them all.
The emotions are real. #coys
The last time they made a final, my kids were all little.
Today, I got to celebrate a major title with them all.
The emotions are real. #coys
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The last time Spurs won a trophy, my wife and I weren't even dating.
The last time they made a final, my kids were all little.
Today, I got to celebrate a major title with them all.
The emotions are real. #coys
The last time they made a final, my kids were all little.
Today, I got to celebrate a major title with them all.
The emotions are real. #coys
COME ON YOU SPURS! 🏆🏆🏆🏆
May 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
COME ON YOU SPURS! 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Don't get me wrong: I love the epic power struggle between sects of space wizards and their super cool laser swords... but for me, Andor is the best ever #StarWars media.
The writing is phenomenal. The acting is top class. And with characters cut from all cloths, it's so much more relatable.
The writing is phenomenal. The acting is top class. And with characters cut from all cloths, it's so much more relatable.
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don't get me wrong: I love the epic power struggle between sects of space wizards and their super cool laser swords... but for me, Andor is the best ever #StarWars media.
The writing is phenomenal. The acting is top class. And with characters cut from all cloths, it's so much more relatable.
The writing is phenomenal. The acting is top class. And with characters cut from all cloths, it's so much more relatable.
You always remember your first 🏆... undoubtedly the first of many.
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You always remember your first 🏆... undoubtedly the first of many.
American soccer is just an ever-growing ouroboros.
April 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
American soccer is just an ever-growing ouroboros.
Using gridiron helmets to advertise their game in Cleveland?! At this point, I feel like the Crew F.O. are trying to make their own supporters angry.
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Using gridiron helmets to advertise their game in Cleveland?! At this point, I feel like the Crew F.O. are trying to make their own supporters angry.
Your kids will be begging for this next Christmas
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Your kids will be begging for this next Christmas
Morning soccer press conference texts from @tanaweingartner.bsky.social 😂
April 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Morning soccer press conference texts from @tanaweingartner.bsky.social 😂
Navigating the temperamental weather of Ohio's Spring soccer season is a little easier when one of your players lets you use their "barn" for training.
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Navigating the temperamental weather of Ohio's Spring soccer season is a little easier when one of your players lets you use their "barn" for training.
The real March Madness is actively choosing to ride out the full 90 of a scoreless Concacaf Nations League semifinal during the first day of the NCAA basketball tournament. #usmnt
March 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The real March Madness is actively choosing to ride out the full 90 of a scoreless Concacaf Nations League semifinal during the first day of the NCAA basketball tournament. #usmnt
With youth basketball on the Eastside this morning and futsal on the Westside in the afternoon, we managed to squeeze in a half of Spurs' win over Ipswich at Wandering Monsters Brewing with Cincy Spurs.
February 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With youth basketball on the Eastside this morning and futsal on the Westside in the afternoon, we managed to squeeze in a half of Spurs' win over Ipswich at Wandering Monsters Brewing with Cincy Spurs.
He was just a *little* stoked to see his sister convert her penalty.
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He was just a *little* stoked to see his sister convert her penalty.
Arguably the best picture I've ever taken.
📍 Conkle's Hollow, Hocking Hills State Park
📍 Conkle's Hollow, Hocking Hills State Park
December 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Arguably the best picture I've ever taken.
📍 Conkle's Hollow, Hocking Hills State Park
📍 Conkle's Hollow, Hocking Hills State Park
Who actually needs to see the ball anyway? #BoxingDayFootball
December 26, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Who actually needs to see the ball anyway? #BoxingDayFootball
