Write Faster, Theo
@writefastertheo.bsky.social
Writing a book. Tell me to write faster. Voice actor for The New Century Multiverse by Alex Shaw. NB. Je travaille d'arrache-pied pour que mon chien puisse une vie meilleure. 🏳️🌈🖤🩶🤍💜🧑💻🧑🎨
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"I saw snapshots of attractive women being happy on social media and assumed that's all they've got going on in their lives"
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"I saw snapshots of attractive women being happy on social media and assumed that's all they've got going on in their lives"
Sad thing is, even if they get their perfect robot women they still won't be satisfied.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sad thing is, even if they get their perfect robot women they still won't be satisfied.
Civil as an orange, and something of that jealous complexion.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Civil as an orange, and something of that jealous complexion.
None of these choads have an original thought.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
None of these choads have an original thought.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
...why would you put this where my eyeballs could see it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
...why would you put this where my eyeballs could see it.
So the punchline is that he's an asshole who punches down for laughs. Cool cool cool cool.
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So the punchline is that he's an asshole who punches down for laughs. Cool cool cool cool.
I could open a winery with the amount of sour grapes present in those screencaps.
It'd be awful wine, though.
It'd be awful wine, though.
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I could open a winery with the amount of sour grapes present in those screencaps.
It'd be awful wine, though.
It'd be awful wine, though.