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Monitoring the decline of software engineering. Documenting Entropy. For research purposes, mostly. A fun side project by @vanto.bsky.social.
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The premier destination for Resume-Driven Development, Over-Engineering, and Resume-Padding. Why build simple solutions when you can build a distributed monolith?
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The Tech Horror Radar 2025 is live. 🔥
A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.
👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.
👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
WoB PATTERN: K8s for a Static Site
"We host our blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."
S3 + CF: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE
👉 worstofbreed.net/patterns/k8s...
#WorstOfBreed #Kubernetes #DevOps #programming #TechHumor
"We host our blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."
S3 + CF: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE
👉 worstofbreed.net/patterns/k8s...
#WorstOfBreed #Kubernetes #DevOps #programming #TechHumor
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
WoB PATTERN: K8s for a Static Site
"We host our blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."
S3 + CF: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE
👉 worstofbreed.net/patterns/k8s...
#WorstOfBreed #Kubernetes #DevOps #programming #TechHumor
"We host our blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."
S3 + CF: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE
👉 worstofbreed.net/patterns/k8s...
#WorstOfBreed #Kubernetes #DevOps #programming #TechHumor
The Tech Horror Radar 2025 is live. 🔥
A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.
👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.
👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
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The premier destination for Resume-Driven Development, Over-Engineering, and Resume-Padding. Why build simple solutions when you can build a distributed monolith?
worstofbreed.net
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The Tech Horror Radar 2025 is live. 🔥
A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.
👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
Hover over the blips. Feel the pain.
👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
We are currently curating the entries for the 2025 Tech Horror Radar.
The "Burn with Fire" ring is filling up quickly, but we have some spots left in the "Zombie Technologies" quadrant.
What legacy tech is currently refusing to die in your organization?
Submissions are open in the replies. 👇
The "Burn with Fire" ring is filling up quickly, but we have some spots left in the "Zombie Technologies" quadrant.
What legacy tech is currently refusing to die in your organization?
Submissions are open in the replies. 👇
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We are currently curating the entries for the 2025 Tech Horror Radar.
The "Burn with Fire" ring is filling up quickly, but we have some spots left in the "Zombie Technologies" quadrant.
What legacy tech is currently refusing to die in your organization?
Submissions are open in the replies. 👇
The "Burn with Fire" ring is filling up quickly, but we have some spots left in the "Zombie Technologies" quadrant.
What legacy tech is currently refusing to die in your organization?
Submissions are open in the replies. 👇
After reviewing countless architecture diagrams this year, our team has reached a conclusion:
We haven't actually solved complexity in the last decade. We just moved it from the code into the YAML configuration.
#softwarearchitecture #devops
We haven't actually solved complexity in the last decade. We just moved it from the code into the YAML configuration.
#softwarearchitecture #devops
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
After reviewing countless architecture diagrams this year, our team has reached a conclusion:
We haven't actually solved complexity in the last decade. We just moved it from the code into the YAML configuration.
#softwarearchitecture #devops
We haven't actually solved complexity in the last decade. We just moved it from the code into the YAML configuration.
#softwarearchitecture #devops
Welcome to Worst of Breed.
We are an independent archive documenting the most catastrophic patterns in software architecture. From "Resume-Driven Development" to "Over-Engineering".
We don't fix your code. We just document why it hurts.
The Tech Horror Radar 2025 Edition is coming soon.
We are an independent archive documenting the most catastrophic patterns in software architecture. From "Resume-Driven Development" to "Over-Engineering".
We don't fix your code. We just document why it hurts.
The Tech Horror Radar 2025 Edition is coming soon.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Welcome to Worst of Breed.
We are an independent archive documenting the most catastrophic patterns in software architecture. From "Resume-Driven Development" to "Over-Engineering".
We don't fix your code. We just document why it hurts.
The Tech Horror Radar 2025 Edition is coming soon.
We are an independent archive documenting the most catastrophic patterns in software architecture. From "Resume-Driven Development" to "Over-Engineering".
We don't fix your code. We just document why it hurts.
The Tech Horror Radar 2025 Edition is coming soon.