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jⱯke
@worsthandleever.bsky.social
Lvl 29 millennial, cat dad to 2+1🪽, happily taken, little monster since day 1, weather nerd, movie slut, springfieldian, fellow Ozian 🩷💚 and laughaholic 🏳️‍🌈🖤
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Every man on this app drop a selfie now!
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’m forever a changed man. The mayhem ball was even more life changing and perfect in person. I cried so much. It meant so much to me to be there and I’m so happy I got to share it with @lucagoers.bsky.social and @michaeldrummey.bsky.social 🥹🖤
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When I die, can I vanish into you? 🥺🩵 @lucagoers.bsky.social
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is so fucking funny
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Last day in Chicago 😞 let’s not go back to reality
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
July 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hi boys, lots of things happened in the last month! Such good stuff too:

-Got a 3.9 GPA for my first semester
-made the Dean’s list
-Secured two part time jobs
-bought my dream car

God is good & life is good. How are you all? 😘💚
June 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hi hello my fello boyfriends, I just wanted to introduce Elphie! Now that we’re friends. 💚
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m obsessed with ChatGPT’s sketch of me
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Can’t wait for summer
April 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy World Simpsons Day! The Simpsons have been on air for 38 years as of today! What’s your favorite season?
April 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I wouldn’t want to live in any other time where Lady Gaga doesn’t exist
April 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Cats just never make sense
April 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Post a movie from the year you turned 18.
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Not my Ash willingly putting her paw in my hand for the first time 🥹🥹🥹
April 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
that girl in your head ain't real, how bad do u want me for real?
April 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
April 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you’re like this, you need some self-reflection. 🙄
April 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
April 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy Sunday
April 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
🥹🥹🥹🖤🖤🖤
April 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The extent of nervousness and anxiety I am feeling right now far extends anything else I've ever experienced
April 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Are we surprised?
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I need more MAYHEM merch
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM