Teddy Roberts
@wormat.bsky.social
Aussie transmasc living for his garden plot & groodle. I am not, contrary to popular belief, the dog in the profile picture. That's Ernie! The groodle!
If you want me to stop talking about gay pirates, you're gonna hafta physically restrain me
He/They
If you want me to stop talking about gay pirates, you're gonna hafta physically restrain me
He/They
This may be one of the most autistic things I've ever said
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This may be one of the most autistic things I've ever said
Lucky enough to be starting a huge new veggie patch!
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
September 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Lucky enough to be starting a huge new veggie patch!
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
Step one: kill alllll the weeds through the powers combined of plastic and the sun
Insane take. Wish America had preferential voting, because at least then Dems would have hard numbers proving their voter base swings left
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Insane take. Wish America had preferential voting, because at least then Dems would have hard numbers proving their voter base swings left
The proposed prayer:
February 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The proposed prayer:
Did you guys know that this is from a real email I received once in high school?
Private girls school is weird
Private girls school is weird
February 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Did you guys know that this is from a real email I received once in high school?
Private girls school is weird
Private girls school is weird
She's strong. She's large. She's beautiful.
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
She's strong. She's large. She's beautiful.
January 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Today's harvest is packed for safe transportation home!
January 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today's harvest is packed for safe transportation home!
She's weeny. She's teeny. She's lacking in nutrients and good dirt
January 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
She's weeny. She's teeny. She's lacking in nutrients and good dirt
Me @ almost anything I read about America
December 21, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Me @ almost anything I read about America
The community garden plot
November 18, 2024 at 10:49 AM
The community garden plot