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Work For Ice
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Were you voted "Most Likely to Face a War Crimes Tribunal" in high school? You are perfect to join our secret army of henchmen. Heroes need not apply, we only hire Zeros. (This is a parody website and profile)

https://WorkForIce.com
The dummies at DHS\ICE left this URL available, so I moved into the shadows to build them the recruitment site they actually deserve.

This is parody, not journalism. It’s biting mockery for an agency that thinks advanced degrees are automatically disqualifying but self-hatred is a plus.
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM