S.A. Harper / Word Oyster
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S.A. Harper / Word Oyster
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I write smut: poetry, prose, Post-its, grocery lists... Find my erotica on Amazon/Kindle ✶ Liberal human ✶ Art dabbler ✶ Introvert ✶🔞NSFW ✶ Boston ✶ allmylinks.com/wordoyster
Back in the day, having an erotic correspondent was like having an imaginary friend with benefits. Email addresses were made anonymous by a remailing server in Finland. You couldn't know who you were writing. If they wrote well, if they turned you on, it didn't matter.

#vss365 (MATTERS) #erotica
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
always show your work.
no love in the equation?
can't solve anything.

#haikufeels (SOLVE)
#haiku
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Midnight came and went, and the party was still going strong. Shay had disappeared earlier. I eventually stumbled across her in one of the guest rooms, doing a reverse cowboy on what, from my vantage point, looked like size 11 feet. I gave her a thumbs up. She blew me a kiss.

#W1PP (POINT) #erotica
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
again with the teeth
she distracts for fun no threat
two can play that game

#HaikuLust (FUN)
#haiku #erotica
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
now I'm distracted
my hand inside this turkey
reminds me of you

#HaikuLust (TURKEY)
#haiku #erotica
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"I could help."
"Yes, but if you help, then it won't be masturbation."
"You make a fine semantic point. On the other hand -- and I have two available -- you may be missing the bigger and more pragmatic picture."
"Which is?"
"Reciprocity."

#W1PP (POINT) #erotica
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
southern boy says hush
just when things got interesting
knickers in a knot

#haikufeels (HUSH)
#haiku #erotica
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The difference between amorous and horny is more a matter of degree than intent. There's many a neck nuzzle that's been turned into a full-blown shoulder bite solely on the strength of an appreciative sigh. This is not a reflection on necks. Necks are not the point.

#vss365 (REFLECTION) #erotica
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wrinkled nipples peak
alert radiators tick
guess it's flannel time

#HaikuLust (ALERT)
#haiku #erotica
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I made cranberry sauce last night. Now, I'm about to make my grandmother's praline sweet potatoes. Those will get a shot of bourbon before serving on Thursday, "as is the way in the land of my birth." 😜 #thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Slow down, Skippy. This ain't a timed event." She saw him stop himself from glancing at the envelope on the dresser. "Well, it is, and it isn't. But this part isn't." He sighed and started again. "OK, hon. I'll stop talking now. You got this."

#vss365 (TIMED) #erotica
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
leg muscles kaput
stagger out of bed hungry
snack and go again

#haikufeels (STAGGER)
#haiku #erotica
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
too late the tissue
down my belly to the sheet
thinning cum turns cold

#HaikuLust (THIN)
#haiku #erotica
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I spent the afternoon turning two pumpkins into five cups of pumpkin goo. Anything to avoid the last raking.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
from Florilege: Twenty copper engravings by Madame ***
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"I'm not sure how that's relevant."
"Of course it's relevant! If your last girlfriend hadn't been some super-flexible, ballet-dancing freak of nature, you wouldn't already know this position."
"Yes, but..."
"Just shut up, and grab my ankles."

#vss365 (RELEVANT) #erotica
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
her sweater unravels
she twirls as he pulls the yarn
ribs then underboob

#haikufeels (UNRAVEL)
#haiku #erotica
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
face above your face
I could fall into your eyes
still anchored below

#HaikuLust (ANCHOR)
#haiku #erotica
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"By some people's standards, I'm just playing at being innocent. I move my wrist near his hand, knowing he will grasp it. I splay a bent leg, knowing he will pin it beneath one of his. His fingers never stop, his mouth on mine. I'm not being taken, but I can feel like I am."

#W1PP (MOVE) #erotica
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He waits in the car as I go into the hardware store. I've been given a list of things to buy. Dowels of a certain diameter. Ropes of a specific type in different quantities and lengths. He knows I'll need to ask for help. I suspect that person will know what they're for.

#vss365 (SPECIFIC) #erotica
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
wedged inside our tub
disengage then untangle
careful the floor's wet

#HaikuLust (WEDGE)
#haiku #erotica
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
aorta four valves
what's broken can't be repaired
kiss me anyway

#haikufeels (REPAIR)
#haiku #erotica
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My #LastFourWatched. A bit all over the place.
#LetterboxdFriday
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Being timid at an orgy is like bringing a pop gun to a knife fight. Carolyn was always standing just outside the action: never within reach of an outstretched hand, never close enough for anyone to touch. She felt eyes on her before she saw whose they were and took a step.

#vss365 (ACTION) #erotica
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
sorry don't mind me
against your back I hold close
watching fingers fly

#haikufeels (MIND)
#haiku #erotica
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM