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- karate in the bathroom
- Be a green stem
Presume to assume
Not pronounced like resume
No wait or is it?

#haikufeels
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Intersect reflect
Bump dizziness can’t get out
Damn house of mirrors

#haikufeels
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
65 dollars
Only buys you a part of
A Model T horn

#haikufeels
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Corruption. To say the least
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Solve your problems first
Then help others with their crux
Smile and say aw shucks

#haikufeels
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not about her clothes
Don’t treat her like an object
Not omen some men

#kaikufeels
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I mean, duh
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I prefer people
When they tie me up do it
Consensually

#haikufeels
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s a new dance move
When you want to mansplain it
I call it the HUSH!

#haikufeels
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They learn how to grift. Then go
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Run for what? Toilet?

All these people find out how much they can make by running. How much they can fleece people for. Corrupt ass
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I'm a dead man.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fukn clown.

Dress in leather
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Text sent by his son
He passed overnight so young
A stagger a shock

RIP Dennis

#haikufeels
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I heard that also. You’re probably right. It is the new punk. Probably started with stretchy jeans
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Seems leather would still be the thing…….
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do you love me no
She answers much too quickly
As I unravel

#haikufeels
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
He’s on the list
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
With great power comes great responsibility
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh. I think it is an accurate biography
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Part of this is failure in the education system and a lack of reading…..
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Well……….. people
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lotta poop in that armor from the belly being squeezed
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Mayday to Sade
My mind is starting to fade
Go buy a bidet

#haikufeels
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Same!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM