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I draw big boobs, fat chicks, and fat chicks with big boobs.
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woot-art.bsky.social
Why is our cultural memory so short?
The joke from The Simpsons where they reveal that the school cafeteria has been serving an inferior milk imitation: malk. Someone decided to make Malk a real product. Cashew, soy, oat, almond, and coconut flavors are shown.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
woot-art.bsky.social
There's a weekly quest to do all the Call to Arms activities, and I was only missing 2. So I did the Heliostat exotic mission, but it didn't count because it was just the intro. I loaded into The Coil but I spawned in dead in an in-progress run with no revives.

So I said fuck it lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
woot-art.bsky.social
This "variety is the spice of life" sentiment can be applied to many aspects of erotic art, but the complication is that artists are rewarded for specialization and once they find what works for them AND their audience, exploring beyond that groove becomes more and more difficult.
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 3d
I think its fun and sexy when artists draw dicks with unconventional proportions

Ive seen ten million drawings of that-one-porno-nine-incher and im at a point where i need something different to really wow me
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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pillowknight.bsky.social
golf outing with a cute deer!
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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woot-art.bsky.social
Crystal Powered
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The unedited screenshot is of Princess Kidagakash flanked by guards wearing large Tiki masks with glowing eyes. Kida looks like she's giving someone a stern talking to, but honestly I forget the context. I've only seen Atlantis: The Lost Empire once. In the edited screenshot, it seems like the crystal dangling from Kida's neck has found a safe and snug home between her breasts. Kida seems annoyed at all the attention her chest is getting. It's perfectly normal for an Atlantean princess to look like this!
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
woot-art.bsky.social
Crystal Powered
#-wootEdits
The unedited screenshot is of Princess Kidagakash flanked by guards wearing large Tiki masks with glowing eyes. Kida looks like she's giving someone a stern talking to, but honestly I forget the context. I've only seen Atlantis: The Lost Empire once. In the edited screenshot, it seems like the crystal dangling from Kida's neck has found a safe and snug home between her breasts. Kida seems annoyed at all the attention her chest is getting. It's perfectly normal for an Atlantean princess to look like this!
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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woot-art.bsky.social
After Hours at the Museum
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The unedited screenshot takes place after the Crystal Cove Spook Museum has closed for the night. A rogue's gallery of past Scooby-Doo villains can be seen in the background. In the foreground, Fred is holding Daphne close. He's recounting a tale of their past adventures and Daphne smiles as she listens. The edited screenshot takes place years after their glory days of mystery solving. Fred looks unchanged apart from some mussed-up hair. They both work at the museum: Fred leads guided tours and Daphne works behind the snack bar counter. She has the physique of someone well-versed in slinging high calorie comfort food and sugary drinks. Her stripped-down wardrobe of a yellow bra and white undies emphasize this fact. Acres of skin are on display: huge, heavy belly, blubbery hips, chubby face, fat arms, and even back rolls all keep Fred grinning as they take a needed break in the action. Daphne's hungry, so she's carrying the plastic loops of a bag strained with multiple styrofoam containers of Chinese takeout. She promises that after Fred watches her stuff herself, they can get right back to it!
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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betterwithsalt.bsky.social
A step by step guide on how Chloe acts when she drinks and how you have absolutely no power to prevent these events from taking place! 🍻🍪☺️

This is something I had an idea for for a long time, and I’m glad I finally found the time to do it! Hope you all enjoy!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
woot-art.bsky.social
After Hours at the Museum
#-wootEdits
The unedited screenshot takes place after the Crystal Cove Spook Museum has closed for the night. A rogue's gallery of past Scooby-Doo villains can be seen in the background. In the foreground, Fred is holding Daphne close. He's recounting a tale of their past adventures and Daphne smiles as she listens. The edited screenshot takes place years after their glory days of mystery solving. Fred looks unchanged apart from some mussed-up hair. They both work at the museum: Fred leads guided tours and Daphne works behind the snack bar counter. She has the physique of someone well-versed in slinging high calorie comfort food and sugary drinks. Her stripped-down wardrobe of a yellow bra and white undies emphasize this fact. Acres of skin are on display: huge, heavy belly, blubbery hips, chubby face, fat arms, and even back rolls all keep Fred grinning as they take a needed break in the action. Daphne's hungry, so she's carrying the plastic loops of a bag strained with multiple styrofoam containers of Chinese takeout. She promises that after Fred watches her stuff herself, they can get right back to it!
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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cakecauldron.bsky.social
We love spoiling good girls at the cafe~ 💖 🍩
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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angeltights.bsky.social
Double Catch
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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speedonsfw.bsky.social
Marvel girls 🐿️👋🥷
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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wintonkidd.com
It's colder outside than it looks🍂
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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betterwithsalt.bsky.social
Looks like the positive reinforcement has led to some negative consequences… In her eyes, at least 🍗🐶🦴

Here’s Kanna from Blue Archive, taking out her frustration on Sensei
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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cloudboyo.bsky.social
Sequence for Potion Roulette ! (part 1 )
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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fapo.bsky.social
full color commission
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
woot-art.bsky.social
He's Busted!
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The unedited screenshot is of an unmasked criminal buried up to his neck in rubble. He's frowning at his captors: Velma, who is pointing to the crook with her thumb but facing her friend and smiling, and Daphne with a neutral expression as if she's listening to Velma tell her how she figured out his identity. Velma's wearing a Camp Little Moose councelor's t-shirt, and Daphne's wearing a park ranger's shirt tied at the bottom to show a bit of midriff, as well as a pair of purple cutoff shorts. In the edited screenshot, Velma is as enthusiastic as before. In this version though her story has many more boob puns: "you're busted," "your plan went tits-up," "you're under a breast." With every passing joke, Daphne gets increasingly irritated because it means there's no good material left for her to use, and she feels like she's earned first dibs. If she has to tote her heavy, gigantic, fake jugs all over rough terrain, then she should get some decent one-liners out of the deal too. Velma apologizes for getting overzealous. She explains that ever since Daphne came back from the plastic surgeon, she's had boobs on the brain. Who can blame her? Daphne's chest thrusts out into Velma's personal space, the two halves of her button-up ranger's work shirt only lashed together by a small, strained knot. Both cleavage and underboob are on proud display. The unmasked villain is entranced.
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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fapo.bsky.social
1/2 way done with this ill just show the first 3 now
September 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
woot-art.bsky.social
Chubby Chaser Chaser
#WootArt
A slightly tipsy girl named Kylan has cornered you at a party. She's tan with long, wavy platinum hair, and green eyes. She'd be considered busty outside of Location City and she has a slender build apart from her hips which flare out nicely. She's wearing a burnt orange backwards cap, a high-necked sleeveless camo top cropped to show midriff, and light-colored jeans with holes down the legs. She's holding a red Solo cup and she has a smug smile on her face because someone told her a juicy secret: you're a CHUBBY CHASER. Kylan finds the whole concept of someone being attracted to fat women hilarious. She vows to not let you live this down, and despite her flippant attitude, there's a definite what-do-they-got-that-I-don't bitterness underlying everything. She ends the conversation with a dismissive *tsch*
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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kafekafei.bsky.social
Funny dog
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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holotuff.bsky.social
Fresh sex hex drop. Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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artroly.bsky.social
Instream commission for @nethen22.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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tail-blazer.bsky.social
@m0rph0s.bsky.social did such a great job on this sound work. It really clicked with @akujisaitova.bsky.social
's delivery. 🙏
Also a thank you to @jojrno.bsky.social
for the cleanup on the Autumn shots. 😌

You can see the rest of the animation on my $5 tier! Patreon.com/tailblazer
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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2ndblargh.bsky.social
Just checking if Drac is home.
#-Wizcat
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
woot-art.bsky.social
Please AI bros, pet videos are funny enough on their own. You do not need technology to jazz them up.
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM