Wookie Goldberg 🇺🇦
@wookiegoldberg.bsky.social
Snark first, ask questions later.
Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope,
and proudly part of the problem.
Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope,
and proudly part of the problem.
The bill of rights has been devalued except for the 5th amendment - as proven by Ghislane Maxwell today.
One out of ten ain’t bad, I guess.
One out of ten ain’t bad, I guess.
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The bill of rights has been devalued except for the 5th amendment - as proven by Ghislane Maxwell today.
One out of ten ain’t bad, I guess.
One out of ten ain’t bad, I guess.
Living in Seattle just became unbearable
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Living in Seattle just became unbearable
Well this is delightful.
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Well this is delightful.
So, that’s great.
I’m sure this is totally above-board and legitimate.
I’m sure this is totally above-board and legitimate.
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
So, that’s great.
I’m sure this is totally above-board and legitimate.
I’m sure this is totally above-board and legitimate.
I’m really sad.
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I’m really sad.
People they shoot don’t need health care. Maybe THIS is the “concepts of a plan” he had: just kill everyone.
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
People they shoot don’t need health care. Maybe THIS is the “concepts of a plan” he had: just kill everyone.
Rep Kevin Kiley, republican from CA, wants the left to “tone down the rhetoric”.
Hear that? Shut up, sit down, or get shot.
Hear that? Shut up, sit down, or get shot.
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Rep Kevin Kiley, republican from CA, wants the left to “tone down the rhetoric”.
Hear that? Shut up, sit down, or get shot.
Hear that? Shut up, sit down, or get shot.
I just watched video of ICE agents wrestle a man to the ground and execute him. And then run away.
This is what’s happening.
This is what’s happening.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I just watched video of ICE agents wrestle a man to the ground and execute him. And then run away.
This is what’s happening.
This is what’s happening.
How it feels to go to bed after starting a 3d print run for Washington Whistles, knowing I’ll wake up tomorrow with 75 new little ways to fight ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 AM
How it feels to go to bed after starting a 3d print run for Washington Whistles, knowing I’ll wake up tomorrow with 75 new little ways to fight ICE.
Once the orange king is dead, and after the requisite period of serious looks and moments of silence, his followers will claim that they didn’t REALLY agree with EVERYTHING he did.
We cannot allow it. We cannot forgive. We must not forget.
This horror needs to haunt them all, forever.
We cannot allow it. We cannot forgive. We must not forget.
This horror needs to haunt them all, forever.
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Once the orange king is dead, and after the requisite period of serious looks and moments of silence, his followers will claim that they didn’t REALLY agree with EVERYTHING he did.
We cannot allow it. We cannot forgive. We must not forget.
This horror needs to haunt them all, forever.
We cannot allow it. We cannot forgive. We must not forget.
This horror needs to haunt them all, forever.
We may no longer be a member of the World Health Organization, but at least our homeland security guys are hurting people.
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
We may no longer be a member of the World Health Organization, but at least our homeland security guys are hurting people.
I am beginning to suspect we might be fucked.
January 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I am beginning to suspect we might be fucked.
Well, the 4th amendment was fun while it lasted. So much for protection from unreasonable search and seizure.
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Well, the 4th amendment was fun while it lasted. So much for protection from unreasonable search and seizure.
If you don’t like being called Nazis, maybe don’t do Nazi stuff.
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
If you don’t like being called Nazis, maybe don’t do Nazi stuff.
The capacity for cruelty towards fellow humans is breathtaking.
ICE isn’t made of monsters. It’s made of men. I find that much more terrifying.
ICE isn’t made of monsters. It’s made of men. I find that much more terrifying.
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The capacity for cruelty towards fellow humans is breathtaking.
ICE isn’t made of monsters. It’s made of men. I find that much more terrifying.
ICE isn’t made of monsters. It’s made of men. I find that much more terrifying.
“I don’t answer questions”
“I don’t consent to searches”
These are the two most important sentences you’ll read today. Please keep them top of mind.
“I don’t consent to searches”
These are the two most important sentences you’ll read today. Please keep them top of mind.
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“I don’t answer questions”
“I don’t consent to searches”
These are the two most important sentences you’ll read today. Please keep them top of mind.
“I don’t consent to searches”
These are the two most important sentences you’ll read today. Please keep them top of mind.
You know that scene in “Love Actually” where prime minister Hugh Grant basically tells the US president to go fuck himself?
It’s all coming true.
It’s all coming true.
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You know that scene in “Love Actually” where prime minister Hugh Grant basically tells the US president to go fuck himself?
It’s all coming true.
It’s all coming true.
If it’s this bad now in Minnesota, where it’s 15 degrees and still people are out in the streets - things are going to EXPLODE EVERYWHERE come summer.
Look for things to really pop off come July.
Yikes.
Look for things to really pop off come July.
Yikes.
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
If it’s this bad now in Minnesota, where it’s 15 degrees and still people are out in the streets - things are going to EXPLODE EVERYWHERE come summer.
Look for things to really pop off come July.
Yikes.
Look for things to really pop off come July.
Yikes.
Tip: “of” isn’t a verb. Don’t say “I could of done that” or “she should of had pizza”.
You want to use the word “have”, as in: “he should have released the Epstein files a month ago.”
Grammar is fun!
You want to use the word “have”, as in: “he should have released the Epstein files a month ago.”
Grammar is fun!
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Tip: “of” isn’t a verb. Don’t say “I could of done that” or “she should of had pizza”.
You want to use the word “have”, as in: “he should have released the Epstein files a month ago.”
Grammar is fun!
You want to use the word “have”, as in: “he should have released the Epstein files a month ago.”
Grammar is fun!
2% of my retirement savings disappeared today because baby didn’t get his shiny toy.
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
2% of my retirement savings disappeared today because baby didn’t get his shiny toy.
Donald Trump is kinda gross.
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Donald Trump is kinda gross.
They’re mad because an immigrant drives a nice car and they don’t.
Never mind that he’s a physician. Never mind that he went to school and is a healing profession.
He’s brown and has a nice car. THAT is what they’re angry about.
This is peak America 2026.
Never mind that he’s a physician. Never mind that he went to school and is a healing profession.
He’s brown and has a nice car. THAT is what they’re angry about.
This is peak America 2026.
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
They’re mad because an immigrant drives a nice car and they don’t.
Never mind that he’s a physician. Never mind that he went to school and is a healing profession.
He’s brown and has a nice car. THAT is what they’re angry about.
This is peak America 2026.
Never mind that he’s a physician. Never mind that he went to school and is a healing profession.
He’s brown and has a nice car. THAT is what they’re angry about.
This is peak America 2026.
Gentle reminder for anyone who needs to hear it: don’t talk to police. Don’t open your door to police. They aren’t your friends and they’re not here to help you*.
*I know there are also decent police. But don’t take the chance. You have the 4th and 5th amendments for a reason. Stay quiet.
*I know there are also decent police. But don’t take the chance. You have the 4th and 5th amendments for a reason. Stay quiet.
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Gentle reminder for anyone who needs to hear it: don’t talk to police. Don’t open your door to police. They aren’t your friends and they’re not here to help you*.
*I know there are also decent police. But don’t take the chance. You have the 4th and 5th amendments for a reason. Stay quiet.
*I know there are also decent police. But don’t take the chance. You have the 4th and 5th amendments for a reason. Stay quiet.
My new hero.
I want to watch this 100 times in a row. Fucking vile scum sneaking his little misogynistic comments in there.
They all need to be snipped.
I want to watch this 100 times in a row. Fucking vile scum sneaking his little misogynistic comments in there.
They all need to be snipped.
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
My new hero.
I want to watch this 100 times in a row. Fucking vile scum sneaking his little misogynistic comments in there.
They all need to be snipped.
I want to watch this 100 times in a row. Fucking vile scum sneaking his little misogynistic comments in there.
They all need to be snipped.
Hey here’s a thought.
If we survive this, maybe next time let’s all agree to stamp out any Nazi weeds. Because once they take root, they’re harder to eradicate.
If we survive this, maybe next time let’s all agree to stamp out any Nazi weeds. Because once they take root, they’re harder to eradicate.
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Hey here’s a thought.
If we survive this, maybe next time let’s all agree to stamp out any Nazi weeds. Because once they take root, they’re harder to eradicate.
If we survive this, maybe next time let’s all agree to stamp out any Nazi weeds. Because once they take root, they’re harder to eradicate.