Can't wait for Presidential Medals of Freedom to start showing up as season ticket perks or in the claw machine at arcades and Scholastic Book Fairs. Maybe when Trump gives himself the Kennedy Center Honors he'll sing Wind Beneath my Wings in honor of what's-his-face racist homophobic yelly guy.

THe idea that enough people will act morally to overcome and keep in check those who do not is a fallacy. It is only one half of the equation. The other half is the need for standardized rules and consequences for those who choose not to. Without laws the inmates will run the asylum.

Ooh! Might this turn into a possible end-around to readjudicate citizen's united? "Universities don't have constitutional rights! They're...they're... non-profit... um.. ... Shut up you woke commies!"

Muscle car.

What? The sphincter is a muscle.

I don't understand this. DOD clearance investigations end up utilizing the FBI anyway.

Thank you for holding the line and not toeing the line

Thank you for your efforts. Please remember (and tell your colleagues) that this is now the politics of optics and being seen is more important to voters than being parliamentarily proper. It is now a performance art. Being present for voters and channeling their emotions is key.

sorry...you fired those experts...

I hope she gives press conferences referring to herself in the third person.