Patrick Woods
@woodrowgus.bsky.social
I’ll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Pretty sure my grandma had this decorative plate in her wall-mounted collection back in the 80’s
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Pretty sure my grandma had this decorative plate in her wall-mounted collection back in the 80’s
God damn, exhilarating
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
God damn, exhilarating
This is the most confusing ad tie-in in since Tyler Durden showed up at my local Maui Shell Station
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is the most confusing ad tie-in in since Tyler Durden showed up at my local Maui Shell Station
Hoping you’ll end the tour on Maui like last time🤞🏼🤙🏼
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hoping you’ll end the tour on Maui like last time🤞🏼🤙🏼
Did they hire Robert Rodriguez to do them in his garage?
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Did they hire Robert Rodriguez to do them in his garage?
Call on your allies in the Senate and remove Chuck Schumer from leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Call on your allies in the Senate and remove Chuck Schumer from leadership.
With all due respect @hirono.senate.gov , if you and the other Democrat Senators don’t remove @schumer.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov as minority leadership, all this posturing means nothing to me. Put in someone who will hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
With all due respect @hirono.senate.gov , if you and the other Democrat Senators don’t remove @schumer.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov as minority leadership, all this posturing means nothing to me. Put in someone who will hold the line.
Evil dies tonight
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Evil dies tonight
I’m really starting to fall in love with those lads
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m really starting to fall in love with those lads
Shit, I forgot that one!
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Shit, I forgot that one!
Yes. And then this! Imagine having these two side by side on the wall.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yes. And then this! Imagine having these two side by side on the wall.
Fuckin guy was 32 years old when he made that movie. 32!
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Fuckin guy was 32 years old when he made that movie. 32!
Much Love & Aloha from Maui. We believe in you🤙🏼
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Much Love & Aloha from Maui. We believe in you🤙🏼
Yeah, it was cathartic to call Newt Gingrich a cunt to his face when I walked into the Maui Borders Books and he happened to be sitting there doing a signing. Speaking truth to power, the right thing to do.
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yeah, it was cathartic to call Newt Gingrich a cunt to his face when I walked into the Maui Borders Books and he happened to be sitting there doing a signing. Speaking truth to power, the right thing to do.
Them UltraHD gators gonna getcha
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Them UltraHD gators gonna getcha
I saw this news on a Facebook post and swore it was the most incredible AI garbage I’ve seen there yet. I about shit myself when I found out it was real.
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I saw this news on a Facebook post and swore it was the most incredible AI garbage I’ve seen there yet. I about shit myself when I found out it was real.
A sensible idea. I will snag the princess bride criterion and this dope Cameo album as well.
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
A sensible idea. I will snag the princess bride criterion and this dope Cameo album as well.
That may be the most tongue-tied I’ve ever seen him. Just at a complete loss how to acknowledge an ongoing genocide. Fuck, man
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That may be the most tongue-tied I’ve ever seen him. Just at a complete loss how to acknowledge an ongoing genocide. Fuck, man
The end left me shaken on a number of levels. Horrific, sorrowful, grotesque, and ultimately touching. The desperation and longing conveyed by Hawkins was heartbreaking.
September 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The end left me shaken on a number of levels. Horrific, sorrowful, grotesque, and ultimately touching. The desperation and longing conveyed by Hawkins was heartbreaking.
Fine I’ll watch it.
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fine I’ll watch it.