Matt
@woodendoorbob.bsky.social
I rant about things & tweet stuff to get it out of my brain. I like crisps. Have an obsession for Doctor Who and Eurovision 🏳️🌈
I hope father Christmas gets it me but its defo on my must play list, after sinking over 100 hours on Baldur's Gate 3 😶
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I hope father Christmas gets it me but its defo on my must play list, after sinking over 100 hours on Baldur's Gate 3 😶
Is that a new category for porn sites now 🤢
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Is that a new category for porn sites now 🤢
What Walmart manager? You live in the UK. There aint no Walmart here
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What Walmart manager? You live in the UK. There aint no Walmart here
Well what do you expect if you gave him that picture 😆😜
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well what do you expect if you gave him that picture 😆😜
Your Trump phone arrived!
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your Trump phone arrived!
I heard it too. Rambling on about the interior decorating of the UN building at one point 🤦🏼♂️
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I heard it too. Rambling on about the interior decorating of the UN building at one point 🤦🏼♂️
You love Trump don't you!
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You love Trump don't you!
Looks super bland 🫢
September 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Looks super bland 🫢
There is no formula. Im still trying to stop this happening
September 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There is no formula. Im still trying to stop this happening
You'd get used to it after a while
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
You'd get used to it after a while
Or do you? Another mystery added to your brain
August 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Or do you? Another mystery added to your brain
Maybe you need a job? 🤔
August 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Maybe you need a job? 🤔
An acceptable reason 👍
August 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
An acceptable reason 👍
I was on the walls, hungover from the wedding the night before. Not a good move 😆
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was on the walls, hungover from the wedding the night before. Not a good move 😆
I was there literally last sunday. Looks like its cooled down alot since we went 🥵
August 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was there literally last sunday. Looks like its cooled down alot since we went 🥵
Sounds like you did need it. Ive not had one in ages
July 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sounds like you did need it. Ive not had one in ages
I finished watching all 6 series of Friday Night Dinner last Night. What more do you want!
July 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I finished watching all 6 series of Friday Night Dinner last Night. What more do you want!