Wonko The Sane UK
@wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social
Hooman (probably)
My local Asda still has the traffic lights they installed over the door when shopping was "One in, one out".
They're still plugged in and blinking.
They're still plugged in and blinking.
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My local Asda still has the traffic lights they installed over the door when shopping was "One in, one out".
They're still plugged in and blinking.
They're still plugged in and blinking.
Personally, I'd update the review to state that it's a shame the site won't allow a LOWER score.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Personally, I'd update the review to state that it's a shame the site won't allow a LOWER score.
They're called "The Reform Party" these days.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They're called "The Reform Party" these days.
And of course ULEZ-compliant, unlike the diesel vans they replace.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And of course ULEZ-compliant, unlike the diesel vans they replace.
He looks like an enforcer for The Penguin
a nun in a black and white uniform says mhm
Alt: a nun in a black and white uniform says mhm
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November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
He looks like an enforcer for The Penguin
He's STILL banned from Furniture Village though.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
He's STILL banned from Furniture Village though.
I always say that not voting is NOT voting "No!"
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I always say that not voting is NOT voting "No!"
I know <looks around his Welsh home town>
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I know <looks around his Welsh home town>
I think it's a misquote of a Sherlock Holmes story called "The Adventure of Silver Blaze" about a stolen racehorse.
In the story, a guard dog didn't bark because it knew the thief.
In the story, a guard dog didn't bark because it knew the thief.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think it's a misquote of a Sherlock Holmes story called "The Adventure of Silver Blaze" about a stolen racehorse.
In the story, a guard dog didn't bark because it knew the thief.
In the story, a guard dog didn't bark because it knew the thief.
Bets he simply can't grow a convincing beard?
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Bets he simply can't grow a convincing beard?
If a widget needs a bespoke cable, I always tape them together.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If a widget needs a bespoke cable, I always tape them together.
The ULTIMATE Minesweeper level
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The ULTIMATE Minesweeper level
You're going to recommend the Allegro, aren't you? 😏
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
You're going to recommend the Allegro, aren't you? 😏
The barrel-roll jump?
Surely that would've been an Evri van?
Surely that would've been an Evri van?
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The barrel-roll jump?
Surely that would've been an Evri van?
Surely that would've been an Evri van?
He'd latch onto the drop in coal usage and declare it mandatory to burn the stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He'd latch onto the drop in coal usage and declare it mandatory to burn the stuff.
Similar:-
Cold Open - New Bond walking across screen, pauses, looks directly at camera and says "What?", then resumes walking.
Cold Open - New Bond walking across screen, pauses, looks directly at camera and says "What?", then resumes walking.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Similar:-
Cold Open - New Bond walking across screen, pauses, looks directly at camera and says "What?", then resumes walking.
Cold Open - New Bond walking across screen, pauses, looks directly at camera and says "What?", then resumes walking.
Reminds me of
a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
Alt: a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Reminds me of
Labelling rooms is commonly done to help dementia sufferers cope with moving around
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Labelling rooms is commonly done to help dementia sufferers cope with moving around
Ah. The "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" solution
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ah. The "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" solution
(e) All the kids JB fathered with the assorted "Bond Girls" over the years turn up to Spy Camp. Whichever one graduates top of the class will become the one true James Bond Jr
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
(e) All the kids JB fathered with the assorted "Bond Girls" over the years turn up to Spy Camp. Whichever one graduates top of the class will become the one true James Bond Jr