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"Welcome to Wonkeeland!"

#CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
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"The battle for Wonkeeland has begun!"
[ #FNRP X #MVRP ]
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Standing atop the park gate was Wonkee himself!! Ecstatic to see a guest (and a fellow yellow fellow at that!), he jumps down and lands in front of Homer- sticking the landing quite well!

"TA-DAAAAAA!!! Welcome to Wonkeeland!!"
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After the entire Zero War business had wrapped up and Homer was reverted back to his size he'd be allowed to keep a small Zero Point shard that he used to admire the universe until he eventually stumbled into Wonkeeland... excited to adventure a theme park he'd go in.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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ᅠ𝐈'𝐌 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .
𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄
𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈 .
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
//sorry about my absence, i got a cold recently :(

ill get to replies when i start feeling better
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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ᅠ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙀𝙉𝘿 」 ,
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙎 」 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 .ᐣ
𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 ...
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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〝 Let’s, together, protect this park, from these vicious intruders! 〞
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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i can't say i ever expected to be working with an ... amusement park mascot . you better do your part, or else .
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"So your one of those... Fortnite people too eh? Well don't mind if I do! NOW LET'S SHRED THEM!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
//yoinked!
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨...,
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Name: 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀

Age: 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍

Role: 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑

𝑵𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫‼️
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
//my wonkee is genderfluid and uses mainly he/they pronouns, but doesn't mind feminine pronouns at all!
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"...Oh!"

Standing up and dusting himself off, then tilting their head in confusion.

"...I don't?"
"You don't have to do all of that."
"Wow, quite the name ya got there-WAIT, a QUEEN?!"

Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.

"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Wow, quite the name ya got there-WAIT, a QUEEN?!"

Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.

"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
"Queen Kara Sylvia Nightingale Odius."
"It's no trouble at all, ma'am!

Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"

HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"It's no trouble at all, ma'am!

Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!

And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey everybody, the bus driver's back!! :D

It just wasn't the same on the Golden Coast without em'... so it sure is swell to see em' again!
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Good MORNING Wonkeeland!! :D
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..."

Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.
February 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
HAHA! Isn't this day such fun?

Bullets blazing, laughter all around... what more could I ask for?!
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM