My wife is so mean to me 😭😹😹

Wife created a shared calendar for all the (women’s, except football) sports games she wants us to watch and I couldn’t remember which teams are what sport so I went in and added an emoji to every entry (🏒, 🏀, or 🏈) and now my recent emojis are all fucked up 😭

‘Scute

Idc what anyone says the 12 days of Christmas have started for me!!!!!

I’m a sucker for anything cats and Christmas so naturally I had to purchase these rolls of wrapping paper the second I saw the ad

My view when I woke up

Misko is happy I’m home 🥰

Who taught my dad millennial texting

Cat charging station is occupied

This could not be more on point

She conveniently left out the main ingredient besides potatoes: velveeta. A shit ton of velveeta.

Original PJ Sparkles from my birth in Dec 1986 saved and now to be given to my niece born in Nov 2024

Ready to go on a grippy sock vacation (travel edition)

Ok but hear me out

Seems about right

I’ve been not so patiently waiting for a reason to give this outfit a whirl #ootd

I see people doing cat introductions, so here’s our baby, Misko (“meeshko”)

He’s 15 years old and suffers from a terminal diagnosis of lymphoma, but has already outlived his expectancy by almost a whole year. We hope he’ll keep fighting for a while.

He’s the most talkative mfer you’ve ever met.

If you see this post a concert photo/video you took

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without an explanation