Wondercarrot
@wondercarrot.bsky.social
Has anyone tried unplugging the US and plugging it back in again?
I don’t know man…I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t know man…I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Americans elected thing President…twice.
It’s unfathomable.
It’s unfathomable.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Americans elected thing President…twice.
It’s unfathomable.
It’s unfathomable.
EVERYONE KNEW. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
EVERYONE KNEW. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
It’s 1789 time.
It’s all beyond insane, and this isn’t even the stuff they are trying desperately to hide.
JFC.
Did they partial admit to it more or less than this guy?
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Did they partial admit to it more or less than this guy?
I’ve definitely seen that movie.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ve definitely seen that movie.
lol, yeah a real trip into the heart of darkness during the errrr….1 minute motorcade from the WH.
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
lol, yeah a real trip into the heart of darkness during the errrr….1 minute motorcade from the WH.
#1 in Freedom to be as uneducated as you like!
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
September 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
#1 in Freedom to be as uneducated as you like!
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
Congratulations Florida!
Back in the non crazy as fuck universe where actual education OUTCOMES matter…ohh…right #41.
Ah yes, the age old question. Has anyone considered the coyote feelings?
August 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ah yes, the age old question. Has anyone considered the coyote feelings?
“Ok so if you guys could now remove your clothes Pete, Steve, and I are going fuck these donuts.”
August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Ok so if you guys could now remove your clothes Pete, Steve, and I are going fuck these donuts.”
With the exception of this particular Kettleman’s BLT you are 100% correct.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
With the exception of this particular Kettleman’s BLT you are 100% correct.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
This however is an all-timer delicious sandwich.
Careful USA or we’ll turn off the giant faucet feeding all the delicious water into your country that Trump is terrified of us using…
July 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Careful USA or we’ll turn off the giant faucet feeding all the delicious water into your country that Trump is terrified of us using…
Saw this photo posted earlier as well from someone in DC.
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
June 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Saw this photo posted earlier as well from someone in DC.
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
Bravo USA - what an embarrassment.
Sounds silly perhaps but I’ve always admired the US for NOT doing this specific particular kind of thing.
Walk softly and carry a big stick - everyone already knows.
Welcome to your Banana Republic years
I for one have never seen them in the same place at the same time…
April 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I for one have never seen them in the same place at the same time…
I mean…it’s getting a little too on the nose at this point.
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I mean…it’s getting a little too on the nose at this point.
Maybe I’ll just set it on fire myself for fun, think of it as performance art - I’ll call it “The Dow Jones”
April 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe I’ll just set it on fire myself for fun, think of it as performance art - I’ll call it “The Dow Jones”
Oh shit. Trump is going to slap tariffs on all our fentanyl exports!
lmfao - you know I’ve already baked in so much complete ignorance it’s amazing that he still has so much more to give.
lmfao - you know I’ve already baked in so much complete ignorance it’s amazing that he still has so much more to give.
April 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh shit. Trump is going to slap tariffs on all our fentanyl exports!
lmfao - you know I’ve already baked in so much complete ignorance it’s amazing that he still has so much more to give.
lmfao - you know I’ve already baked in so much complete ignorance it’s amazing that he still has so much more to give.
Corrupt Marine done, Orban fleeing the wrath his people - how goes the authoritarian right heroes of the equally corrupt and hated American regime.
Such a bunch of frauds, criminals, and cowards - all of them.
Such a bunch of frauds, criminals, and cowards - all of them.
April 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Corrupt Marine done, Orban fleeing the wrath his people - how goes the authoritarian right heroes of the equally corrupt and hated American regime.
Such a bunch of frauds, criminals, and cowards - all of them.
Such a bunch of frauds, criminals, and cowards - all of them.
lol - did someone say performative?
Sounds sort of like this bullshit lost to get yourself elected.
Enjoy oblivion asshole.
Sounds sort of like this bullshit lost to get yourself elected.
Enjoy oblivion asshole.
March 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
lol - did someone say performative?
Sounds sort of like this bullshit lost to get yourself elected.
Enjoy oblivion asshole.
Sounds sort of like this bullshit lost to get yourself elected.
Enjoy oblivion asshole.
We haven’t voted for a fucking Nazi.
Did these people not have jobs?
Your government has started an economic war against us, your government has said their goal is to annex us, you’ve betrayed Western civilization, and you want to give us shit?
What a fucking joke. Sorry we’ve inconvenienced you
Did these people not have jobs?
Your government has started an economic war against us, your government has said their goal is to annex us, you’ve betrayed Western civilization, and you want to give us shit?
What a fucking joke. Sorry we’ve inconvenienced you
March 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We haven’t voted for a fucking Nazi.
Did these people not have jobs?
Your government has started an economic war against us, your government has said their goal is to annex us, you’ve betrayed Western civilization, and you want to give us shit?
What a fucking joke. Sorry we’ve inconvenienced you
Did these people not have jobs?
Your government has started an economic war against us, your government has said their goal is to annex us, you’ve betrayed Western civilization, and you want to give us shit?
What a fucking joke. Sorry we’ve inconvenienced you