Brian Wolters
@woltbrianers.bsky.social
Currently playing: Vampire the Masquerade.
Currently running: Impossible Landscapes
Currently running: Impossible Landscapes
Last time on another Exalted one shot, the circle stole a ship, found a weapon of mass destruction, and handed thst weapon over to the first person who asked for it.
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Last time on another Exalted one shot, the circle stole a ship, found a weapon of mass destruction, and handed thst weapon over to the first person who asked for it.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we snuck around military checkpoints, learned one weird trick to work from home, and accidentally gained a political office.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we snuck around military checkpoints, learned one weird trick to work from home, and accidentally gained a political office.
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH found and lost her missing manneuin again, agent HOPE discovered just why the Macallister Building burned down, and agent HADES ran down the STATIC team with a car.
December 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH found and lost her missing manneuin again, agent HOPE discovered just why the Macallister Building burned down, and agent HADES ran down the STATIC team with a car.
I don't have any mechs in particularly holiday appropriate colors, so have a chameleon. #battletech
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I don't have any mechs in particularly holiday appropriate colors, so have a chameleon. #battletech
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we carried a bedazzled corpse, had a medical check-up, and found multiple copies of someone who was presumed dead.
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we carried a bedazzled corpse, had a medical check-up, and found multiple copies of someone who was presumed dead.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we took part in a blood hunt, facilitated a building collapse, and might have been hypnotised by an evil painting.
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we took part in a blood hunt, facilitated a building collapse, and might have been hypnotised by an evil painting.
Last time, on an Exalted one shot, the circle turned into a brass labyrinth, killed a solar, and tested mechanics for an Infernals Storypath conversion.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Last time, on an Exalted one shot, the circle turned into a brass labyrinth, killed a solar, and tested mechanics for an Infernals Storypath conversion.
Mechwarrior Trent gets a mention in the new Mechwarrior Clans DLC? Is this laying ground to go as far as bulldog and serpent?
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Mechwarrior Trent gets a mention in the new Mechwarrior Clans DLC? Is this laying ground to go as far as bulldog and serpent?
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HADES helped a resident escape Dorchester House, agent HASH came encountered with the paper tiger and came through mostly intact, and agent HOPE learned her truth.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HADES helped a resident escape Dorchester House, agent HASH came encountered with the paper tiger and came through mostly intact, and agent HOPE learned her truth.
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH dreamt of a costumed dance, agent HADES lit up the Boston skyline, and agent HOPE starred in a short film.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH dreamt of a costumed dance, agent HADES lit up the Boston skyline, and agent HOPE starred in a short film.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we spread vicious rumors, found an impossible door, and ignored a trove of powerful secrets.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we spread vicious rumors, found an impossible door, and ignored a trove of powerful secrets.
Last time on Impossible Lanscapes, agent HOPE had a chat with an old artist aquaintance, agent HADES found out how long the night really is, and agent HASH got drunk and read a play.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Last time on Impossible Lanscapes, agent HOPE had a chat with an old artist aquaintance, agent HADES found out how long the night really is, and agent HASH got drunk and read a play.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we opened a salon, plotted killing an elder, and paid tribute to an ancient god.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we opened a salon, plotted killing an elder, and paid tribute to an ancient god.
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, Agent HADES narrowly avoided being shot, Agent HASH blackmailed a lawyer, and Agent HOPE heard the dying words of a woman in a blue paper mache mask.
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, Agent HADES narrowly avoided being shot, Agent HASH blackmailed a lawyer, and Agent HOPE heard the dying words of a woman in a blue paper mache mask.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we heard prophecies of doom, had a quiet word with the sheriff, and wiped out a cell of anarchs for their crimes (multiple murders).
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we heard prophecies of doom, had a quiet word with the sheriff, and wiped out a cell of anarchs for their crimes (multiple murders).
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH nearly had a panic attack on realising what the stones in Dr Dallan's office meant, agent HOPE put together a puzzle from nine years ago, and agent HADES joined the staff of Dorchester House Psychiatric Facility.
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH nearly had a panic attack on realising what the stones in Dr Dallan's office meant, agent HOPE put together a puzzle from nine years ago, and agent HADES joined the staff of Dorchester House Psychiatric Facility.
Still working on God charms for Exalted vs World of Darkness. The basics are all in, now the had part: How much of a dick do the charms require the user to be? Can't be too little, God is a dick in most appearances in the World of Darkness, but it can't be mandatory either as PC's might use them.
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Still working on God charms for Exalted vs World of Darkness. The basics are all in, now the had part: How much of a dick do the charms require the user to be? Can't be too little, God is a dick in most appearances in the World of Darkness, but it can't be mandatory either as PC's might use them.
Last time of Vampire the Masquerade we gave in to paranoid suspicions, ran nervously from a church feeding the needy, and helped someone fleeing a wizard cult (that they were and are a part of).
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Last time of Vampire the Masquerade we gave in to paranoid suspicions, ran nervously from a church feeding the needy, and helped someone fleeing a wizard cult (that they were and are a part of).
Spent most of my day at work writing Exalted charms for God, in preparation for an eventual Exalted vs the World of Darkness game I'm calling Attack and Dethrone God. I've gotten as far as the "create the curse of Caine" charm.
September 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Spent most of my day at work writing Exalted charms for God, in preparation for an eventual Exalted vs the World of Darkness game I'm calling Attack and Dethrone God. I've gotten as far as the "create the curse of Caine" charm.
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE sat down with a good book, agent HADES was annoyed a killer didn't have a motive more interesting than jealously, and agent HASH started to get the feeling that the rest of the cell wasn't to be trusted.
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE sat down with a good book, agent HADES was annoyed a killer didn't have a motive more interesting than jealously, and agent HASH started to get the feeling that the rest of the cell wasn't to be trusted.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we carried out an intricate heist (walked in the front door, boxed up a painting, and walked straight back out), eavesdropped on a conspiracy, and were insulted by rats.
September 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we carried out an intricate heist (walked in the front door, boxed up a painting, and walked straight back out), eavesdropped on a conspiracy, and were insulted by rats.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH noticed that she was the only member of the cell to noticeably agent over the last eleven years, agent HOPE decided to let a killer walk, and agent HADES took the cell to visit a secondhand bookshop.
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH noticed that she was the only member of the cell to noticeably agent over the last eleven years, agent HOPE decided to let a killer walk, and agent HADES took the cell to visit a secondhand bookshop.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade a wizard did some magic, a city official opened up and complained about the city's leadership, and an entirely different sort of wizard also did some magic.
August 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade a wizard did some magic, a city official opened up and complained about the city's leadership, and an entirely different sort of wizard also did some magic.
Had some kind of immigrant milestone last night. Got into an arguement about the fucks putting all these flags up being racists (they are) and was threatened with murder and told to go back to my country.
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Had some kind of immigrant milestone last night. Got into an arguement about the fucks putting all these flags up being racists (they are) and was threatened with murder and told to go back to my country.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE got high and had visions with a Macallister resident, agent HASH got the cell's handler the medical care he needs, and agent HADES made sure no evidence was lost when the Macallister burned. Thus ends Operation Alice. Next, an intermission in Chicago.
August 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE got high and had visions with a Macallister resident, agent HASH got the cell's handler the medical care he needs, and agent HADES made sure no evidence was lost when the Macallister burned. Thus ends Operation Alice. Next, an intermission in Chicago.