Toni Lassila
wolftree.bsky.social
Toni Lassila
@wolftree.bsky.social
Worked so well the last time we hired an award-winning Spanish manager...
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Finland also has a far-right party that loves Trump and is the default party for racists. They're part of the current ruling coalition. It's just that the proportional representation means they will never gain full power and thus will remain irrelevant.
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There remains the slight problem that the only opponents that the Thomas Frank Team can beat is The Other Thomas Frank Team.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You see, we need to give Frank "time" so that he can coach the players into our primary plan, giving the ball to Sarr/Richarlison who will smash it in from 45 yards. It's worked twice against Arse!
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Is the BBC plotting to overthrow Charles?
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is like My Lai, if Nixon had ordered My Lai on live television.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It is a shocking indictment of US journalism that no one has managed to uncover the obvious truth that Trump is being paid million of dollars for each and every pardon he grants.
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Emperor Augustus collected dinosaur bones. He may have been history's first dinosaur kid.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The CIA crashes in driving the hot dog van, trying to find the guy who radicalised the shooter.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Is it a blind run?
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My decision to insta-block anyone who STILL posts their Wordle scores here has never been more vindicated.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
None of whom spoke English.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Donald Trump's son is Donald Trump Jr, who uses cocaine and buys it from a dealer, who gets it from a "narco-terrorist". Therefore, Donald Trump is a "narco-terrorist" by the three-hops rule.
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Donald Trump met the president of Syria, who used to be a member of Al-Qaeda, therefore Donald Trump is a...?
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Listen to Reform voters in the UK - they literally just repeat Trump talking points verbatim (DEI, invaders, globalists etc.). It has no relation to UK politics of the past, just a global mind virus that spreads from US-based social media.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"I don't care politi..." they say as they smash into the ground at 500 mph and disintegrate into tiny pieces.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"We sold all our good players, didn't buy anyone to replace them, and our competitors are running rings around us using modern data analytics. What do we do?"

"I know, let's hire a 73-year-old grandpa from the talky show on the radio to run our club!"
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The US carrier groups aren't invulnerable. The Millenium Exercise demonstrated this. One day their victims will strike back with enough force that they'll lose a carrier and thousands of souls with it. They almost lost one to the Houthis.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Every football match in England: No Room for Racism

English media and politics: Very Much Room for Racism
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
He's also a terrible historian.
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
You can tell what a terrible idea this is by the fact that even the reactionary morons on talkSPORT aren't touching it with a 10-foot pole.
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
AS Roma fans are set to be banned from Glasgow on the very same day, yet I see no claims of anti-Italian discrimination.
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is why your DHL package looks the way it does.
October 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM