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Wolfman Jones
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“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
-Ty

“That’s way harsh, Ty.”
-Cher
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I guess you forgot about Elvis impersonations, DOCTOR.
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Oh, no! Not Big Balls!
June 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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A very small, very plump, alligator sits on some kind of fabric surface with a delighted smile, in the text it reads “me thinking I need something sweet after I just finished eating.”
May 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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What the hell that in’t Merkan
May 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Inside the first attempts at “Totoro” for the RSC production (just lunched in the West End, btw!)
May 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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A picture of the moon. Nothing spectacular; except in the way that all of nature can be breathtaking. But as far as lock screens go, it’s just the pockmocky moon in a black cold uncaring sky.
May 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Damn, Liz G, ow.
The headline “Kristi Noem Brought Her Hair Extensions To El Salvador, with Elizabeth Gulino listed on the byline. Below it is a photo of shebeast, Kristi Noem, in a ballcap with a badge on it (so you know she’s like TOTALLY serious and badass) surrounded by doughy men in suits and USA Flag lapel pins in front of occupied jail cells, ostensibly in El Salvador. As indicated by the headline her extensions are ombré and perfectly coiffed. Her soul, of course, remains missing.
March 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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A photo of a giant head of a smiling man who has been sculpted from cardboard; the title of the film is “Beauty Is Embarrassing The Wayne White Story”. The poster features two quotes from reviews; one reads, “One of the most pleasurable movie going experiences I’ve had in years,” and is attributed to film critic Leonard Maltin. The second quote, “The creativity grows like kudzu … and it yields a thousand blossoms,” which is quoted as being from The New York Times.
March 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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In the interest of fairness:
A small black dog wears a pink sweatshirt and a homemade, cardboard and marker, sandwich board that reads “Dogs Against Doge.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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What does this mean?
February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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New ski mask by Wizard of barge! Living my best (as possible all things considered.) goblin life!!
February 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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A face hugging xenomorph from one of the “Alien” movies hugs the face of some person about to die.
February 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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@nancycomics.bsky.social there’s a lot to love in this panel, but guess who’s packing heat in the top center monitor?
February 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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@weratedogs.com can you rate Carla? We just moved from California to Rhode Island and her sleep schedule has been terribly disrupted.
February 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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THIS is the man that’s going to energize and mobilize the liberals?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

*not laughing like it’s funny, more like laughing while being burned alive
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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This world is awful but I DID just get a bong that’s disguised as a coffee cup, so I got that going for me, I guess.
My hand holding what appears to be a standard reusable coffee cup, modeled after the white paper kind with a black top and silicone sleeve… However here in picture two my hand is holding the cup with a ceramic bowl full of weed in a space that was revealed when lifting the equally heretofore hidden straw/pull attachment. It’s from PuffCo and it’s BALLER.
February 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Hope this helps.
February 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Please, America, take note:
January 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Hallowe’en 2024 with Carla
January 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I feel like if your last name is “Vought” you’re probably gonna end up a comic book level crazy villain. I mean, just say it angrily a few times.

VOOOOOUUUUGGGHHHHT!!!
January 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I’m certainly no FAN of corpo-social media accounts, but, honestly, 3 points to Wendy’s.
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM