Steve
@wokkarokka.bsky.social
I'm not short, I'm built close to the ground for speed and maneuverability.
PDX, OR
PDX, OR
I used to highly rank (in my own lists) "Frequency" (2000) starring Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezel, but as they get more and more MAGA, the less I want to watch that movie, which is kind of a bummer.
Literally fire the writers
Jim Caviezel to play Jair Bolsonaro in ‘heroic’ biopic
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I used to highly rank (in my own lists) "Frequency" (2000) starring Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezel, but as they get more and more MAGA, the less I want to watch that movie, which is kind of a bummer.
The water from the water filling station at Dublin Airport is not as good as water from Portland.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The water from the water filling station at Dublin Airport is not as good as water from Portland.
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Why are we fighting when we could be sucking cock
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Why are we fighting when we could be sucking cock
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Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
Dublin, I am in you!
I was in you yesterday, too, but also today and for like another week.
I was in you yesterday, too, but also today and for like another week.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dublin, I am in you!
I was in you yesterday, too, but also today and for like another week.
I was in you yesterday, too, but also today and for like another week.
Seattle, I am in you!
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Seattle, I am in you!
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Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
Generally speaking, I'm pretty unaffected by vaccines. That being said, today's Hep B (2 of 2) and HPV (2 of 3) vaccines combined with an unscheduled ophth appointment (dilated eyes) made for an interesting evening of minor symptoms.
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Generally speaking, I'm pretty unaffected by vaccines. That being said, today's Hep B (2 of 2) and HPV (2 of 3) vaccines combined with an unscheduled ophth appointment (dilated eyes) made for an interesting evening of minor symptoms.
fellas is it gay to be all tuckered out
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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i need to practice more gay sex so i can get better! who will help me practice my gay sex??
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i need to practice more gay sex so i can get better! who will help me practice my gay sex??
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“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
July 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.
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I forgot both my work phone and my personal phone at home this morning, so it's up to you, my oomfs, to post enough nsfw content here so I can make it through the day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I forgot both my work phone and my personal phone at home this morning, so it's up to you, my oomfs, to post enough nsfw content here so I can make it through the day.
As someone who was grandfathered in to the No Hair Up There Society (thanks for those genes, Gramps), one of my favorite things on a guy is messy bed head.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
As someone who was grandfathered in to the No Hair Up There Society (thanks for those genes, Gramps), one of my favorite things on a guy is messy bed head.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
I need to go to more underwear parties.
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I need to go to more underwear parties.
I feel like the only guys who can pull off a fully shaved junk are very built/lean types with basically no hair anywhere else. If you have moderate to severe general hairiness with a nekkid peener, it just looks bizarre.
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I feel like the only guys who can pull off a fully shaved junk are very built/lean types with basically no hair anywhere else. If you have moderate to severe general hairiness with a nekkid peener, it just looks bizarre.
The Sandman was nice to me - I got a dream last night where I got to blow two roommates at the same time.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Sandman was nice to me - I got a dream last night where I got to blow two roommates at the same time.
There should be a dark room at work.
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There should be a dark room at work.
5'7" and size 10.
Office selfie courtesy of Webex.
Office selfie courtesy of Webex.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
5'7" and size 10.
Office selfie courtesy of Webex.
Office selfie courtesy of Webex.
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Underwear design choices that annoy me:
- a fake functional fly
- a functional fly that's so small you can't get your dick out
- a fake functional fly
- a functional fly that's so small you can't get your dick out
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Underwear design choices that annoy me:
- a fake functional fly
- a functional fly that's so small you can't get your dick out
- a fake functional fly
- a functional fly that's so small you can't get your dick out
My favorite time at work is when I finally clear all the crap/work in progress junk off my desk.
I'm usually a bit sad afterwards that somebody's son isn't sitting my freshly cleared desk with his pants around his ankles allowing me to better suck his cock.
I'm usually a bit sad afterwards that somebody's son isn't sitting my freshly cleared desk with his pants around his ankles allowing me to better suck his cock.
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My favorite time at work is when I finally clear all the crap/work in progress junk off my desk.
I'm usually a bit sad afterwards that somebody's son isn't sitting my freshly cleared desk with his pants around his ankles allowing me to better suck his cock.
I'm usually a bit sad afterwards that somebody's son isn't sitting my freshly cleared desk with his pants around his ankles allowing me to better suck his cock.
Finally got around to getting back on the books with my doctor shop - some big pandemic thing kept me from dropping by for a few years.
I did manage to get both Heps and a HPV vaccine, but also, did you know that you can hear the blood juicing into the little vacutainer vials?
I did manage to get both Heps and a HPV vaccine, but also, did you know that you can hear the blood juicing into the little vacutainer vials?
October 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Finally got around to getting back on the books with my doctor shop - some big pandemic thing kept me from dropping by for a few years.
I did manage to get both Heps and a HPV vaccine, but also, did you know that you can hear the blood juicing into the little vacutainer vials?
I did manage to get both Heps and a HPV vaccine, but also, did you know that you can hear the blood juicing into the little vacutainer vials?
Maaaaaaaaaan.....
I coulda spent some quality time tonight with a ridiculously gorgeous man, except I met him while out 'n about with a couple of friends, and I had to drive one of them home because he's a barfy, sloppy drunk. 😒
I coulda spent some quality time tonight with a ridiculously gorgeous man, except I met him while out 'n about with a couple of friends, and I had to drive one of them home because he's a barfy, sloppy drunk. 😒
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Maaaaaaaaaan.....
I coulda spent some quality time tonight with a ridiculously gorgeous man, except I met him while out 'n about with a couple of friends, and I had to drive one of them home because he's a barfy, sloppy drunk. 😒
I coulda spent some quality time tonight with a ridiculously gorgeous man, except I met him while out 'n about with a couple of friends, and I had to drive one of them home because he's a barfy, sloppy drunk. 😒