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jacob taylor
@wndrngwrtr.bsky.social
writer | teacher | phd student
into gay shit, plants, books, horror films, old stuff, video games, science, dinos, etc.
they/them
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how much does it cost to rent bedroom 4?
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I must eat the center last if the sandwich is wide enough to have a center
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
lol I need to be medicated
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
my eyes
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
(i grew up in utah and currently live in illinois)
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I do that too lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
*had
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
omg another academic publishing scandal lol
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
don't kill any witches
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
lol me too
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
One of my students the second we go on break
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Just Dance said so
must be true
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
is this how I get better ads lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I want all of them
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He doesn't need help from sister, so all we need is a motivational speech from God, and we can build our castles in heaven, where our dead sister (who we didn't really seem to like when she was alive) can come visit us. (But they shot bubbles at us at the screening, so it's all OK because bubbles.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Mr. Snowman suddenly has all the power he needs to complete his mission (which was rebuilding the castle that he destroyed in his attempt to complete the original mission--what was the original mission??). 3/4
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM