I saw the best holes of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked
madness, starving hysterical naked
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I saw the best holes of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked
madness, starving hysterical naked
How thin is it sliced? If you get it sliced really thin but not shaved translucent, one non-WASP can eat about 12 lbs.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
How thin is it sliced? If you get it sliced really thin but not shaved translucent, one non-WASP can eat about 12 lbs.
That'll teach him! use 260 brass, ya newb
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That'll teach him! use 260 brass, ya newb
pretty sure I was in a band with this one
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
pretty sure I was in a band with this one
George's bass playing on 'Back in the USSR' was far better than Paul's drumming
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
George's bass playing on 'Back in the USSR' was far better than Paul's drumming
once again, Slylock Fox does not credit Archimedes
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
once again, Slylock Fox does not credit Archimedes
Plot twist: it's from Texas
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Plot twist: it's from Texas
My headcannon is that Caractacus Potts was later Q and invented all those Bond cars and gadgets.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My headcannon is that Caractacus Potts was later Q and invented all those Bond cars and gadgets.
my wife has become one of you freaks
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
my wife has become one of you freaks
you forgot to wear your Super Bowl rings
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
you forgot to wear your Super Bowl rings
"...which I do not support."
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"...which I do not support."
All the mp3s I "ripped" to Napster back in the day were recordings of my vinyls that had the sound of the needle hitting the groove at the beginning and lifting off again at the end; people sent me hate emails.
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
All the mp3s I "ripped" to Napster back in the day were recordings of my vinyls that had the sound of the needle hitting the groove at the beginning and lifting off again at the end; people sent me hate emails.
I always did it in case my mom comes over to make a pie, because my wife doesn't want to have to get the Crisco out from under the bed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I always did it in case my mom comes over to make a pie, because my wife doesn't want to have to get the Crisco out from under the bed.
I've been using Feedly RSS Reader since AMC was writing for Wonkette.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've been using Feedly RSS Reader since AMC was writing for Wonkette.
biathlon, that big ol' hog can throw off the aim when prone
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
biathlon, that big ol' hog can throw off the aim when prone
with scatman crothers as sam!
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
with scatman crothers as sam!
How do you keep them from just buying more money?
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How do you keep them from just buying more money?
also good for when you need a commode or a whoremonger
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
also good for when you need a commode or a whoremonger
We always called it Larry in my neighborhood, kind of a personified benevolent spirit.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
We always called it Larry in my neighborhood, kind of a personified benevolent spirit.
dad knows whats up, lucy's a terrible person & should let CB kick that ball
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
dad knows whats up, lucy's a terrible person & should let CB kick that ball
big things are happening for the Dave-adjacent people in this country
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
big things are happening for the Dave-adjacent people in this country