Matt White
@wmatt.bsky.social
Never knowingly underthought.
Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.
Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.
Holy shit. I did not know this.
The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Holy shit. I did not know this.
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My hometown paper forgot to put words in a headline.
San Diego Union-Tribune Full-Page Misprint Raises New Questions About Rapid Decline Of City's Once-Storied Newspaper
A placeholder text misprint in the Union-Tribune exposes deeper cracks in San Diego’s daily paper after layoffs, eviction, and censorship claims.
www.sandiegoville.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My hometown paper forgot to put words in a headline.
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Fuckin hell the original version of this tune has been lodged in my head for days. Thanks so much for bringing it back 😡
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fuckin hell the original version of this tune has been lodged in my head for days. Thanks so much for bringing it back 😡
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
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Day 344 of #365DaysOfSmiles
A self-portrait with a piano. By Gil Assayas
A self-portrait with a piano. By Gil Assayas
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Day 344 of #365DaysOfSmiles
A self-portrait with a piano. By Gil Assayas
A self-portrait with a piano. By Gil Assayas
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Ten years ago today, David Bowie & Iman attended the Lazarus premiere at The New York Theatre Workshop in New York City.
David took to the stage at the end of the performance for his final bow.
This was to be his last public appearance.
#BowieForever ❤️
David took to the stage at the end of the performance for his final bow.
This was to be his last public appearance.
#BowieForever ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ten years ago today, David Bowie & Iman attended the Lazarus premiere at The New York Theatre Workshop in New York City.
David took to the stage at the end of the performance for his final bow.
This was to be his last public appearance.
#BowieForever ❤️
David took to the stage at the end of the performance for his final bow.
This was to be his last public appearance.
#BowieForever ❤️
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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...and also rewarded with promotion to one of the Captains of the club. Walking the path John Terry laid out for them.
They are all so proud of him. 🥲
They are all so proud of him. 🥲
Enzo Fernandez said he received “unwavering support” from the Chelsea squad during the fallout from the video of him and his Argentina team-mates singing a racist chant about the France national side in July 2024.
Enzo Fernandez says he received ‘unwavering support’ from Chelsea after racist France chant
Fernandez, 24, said he cancelled his holiday to apologise in person to the Chelsea squad at their pre-season tour.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
...and also rewarded with promotion to one of the Captains of the club. Walking the path John Terry laid out for them.
They are all so proud of him. 🥲
They are all so proud of him. 🥲
That's just nitpicking
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That's just nitpicking
Had a delivery today. This box contains 2 non-stick frying pans. It's madness I tells you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Had a delivery today. This box contains 2 non-stick frying pans. It's madness I tells you.
#tomstoppard first play I ever went to.
"After death, fingernails continue to grow for days. The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all"
*The toenails on the other hand?"
RIP
"After death, fingernails continue to grow for days. The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all"
*The toenails on the other hand?"
RIP
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#tomstoppard first play I ever went to.
"After death, fingernails continue to grow for days. The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all"
*The toenails on the other hand?"
RIP
"After death, fingernails continue to grow for days. The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all"
*The toenails on the other hand?"
RIP
#nowplaying
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
#nowplaying
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
#nowplaying #bowie
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
#nowplaying #bowie
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.