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wizdigenous.bsky.social
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Uncle Grandpa's Strongest Soldier
i just wanna go home, man
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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I'm a dumbass and forgot to add the pictures
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
WHOA! WHOA! Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! Let's have some decorum here.
There's a lot of strong feelings floating around here, but please, hear me out.
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hello my lovelies :^)
(they know not the fate that awaits them)
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
dude shut up >:^(
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
i'm so tired, boss
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If you see this hat in your yard, just know that I'm inside going hard (on the spinach)
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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also this is probably the only update y’all are gonna get for this for awhile
but we have a new logo now! and yes, it’s a wrestling reference
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Looks like we got ourselves a gay in our midst, fellas...
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 AM
i genuinely hope he gets shot.
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You try my patience, worm. Let this be your final test.
Give me THREE good reasons why I shouldn't slay you where you stand, child of sin.
January 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Give me two good reasons why I shouldn't slay you where you stand, spawn of Satan
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 AM
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
2 weeks into quitting marijuana and I feel grrrrrrrrrrrreat!
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I bet you don't even get 8 hours of sleep
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I DON'T want to TALK🗣 to you NO MORE👺
I F A R T in your general direction 💨💨💨💨💨
Your MOTHER 👩‍🍼 was HAMSTER 🐹
And your FATHER 👨‍🍼 SMELT 👃 of ELDERBERRIES 🫐
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 AM
The party of legends
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
met this stupid dumb idiot little bug-eating loser at work today

I think it's some species of jumping spider but he vanished before I could get iNaturalist open
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
i still think of the wise old coconut crab that guards my driveway back home

i wonder what he's thinking about
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't slay you where you stand, demon
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
was reading a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic and this gentleman burglar fellow appeared. Something about his name sounded so familiar. Did some digging and it's apparently the same character that my tita had DVDs of when I was a kid

I'm 10 hours deep into this British rabbit hole
January 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Oh yeah I just remembered that the Sarcosuchus was a thing...

Do you think they'd like the taste of pork?
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
POV: you told a really funny joke about anteaters and I just straight murk you to prevent you from feeling the weight of inadequacy in the future knowing you'll never be able to rise beyond the peak of this joke
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
one of my classmates had the last name "Harlow" and it awoke too many memories.
I made sure to dispose of him before the semester ended
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
forgot how liberating it is to have nothing but a car and your unbridled rage
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM