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Wise are the ways of the wizard, if wizardly are his ways.
Wise are the ways of the wizard, if wizardly are his ways.
"Of course I understand time magic! I promise I won't do anything to change the timeline."
The timeline after I come back from the past:
The timeline after I come back from the past:
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Of course I understand time magic! I promise I won't do anything to change the timeline."
The timeline after I come back from the past:
The timeline after I come back from the past:
Remember touching grass can help restore your mana 🧙🏼
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Remember touching grass can help restore your mana 🧙🏼
Should your local wizard or witch be unavailable, prophecy may be dispensed by the wizbot. Make sure you have ancient Sumerian coins, we haven't figured out how to get him to take quarters yet. 🧙🏼
January 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Should your local wizard or witch be unavailable, prophecy may be dispensed by the wizbot. Make sure you have ancient Sumerian coins, we haven't figured out how to get him to take quarters yet. 🧙🏼
Every week begins with a quest to find my motivation. 🧙🏼
January 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Every week begins with a quest to find my motivation. 🧙🏼
I have been advised by my arcane counsel that I am obligated by magical law to inform you that it is infested by these fuckers. I do not know how to get rid of them
January 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I have been advised by my arcane counsel that I am obligated by magical law to inform you that it is infested by these fuckers. I do not know how to get rid of them
Currently performing a foul conjuration (Posting online). 🧙🏼
January 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Currently performing a foul conjuration (Posting online). 🧙🏼
I was casting a polymorph spell and something went wrong. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I was casting a polymorph spell and something went wrong. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know
Ponderous times require ponderous habits...
January 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ponderous times require ponderous habits...
Back at it. New tower who dis?
January 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Back at it. New tower who dis?
Don't make the same mistake! Let your court wizards experiment on peasants! 🧙♂️🪄🔮
January 14, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Don't make the same mistake! Let your court wizards experiment on peasants! 🧙♂️🪄🔮
Wizard weekend plans. 🧙♂️🪄
January 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Wizard weekend plans. 🧙♂️🪄
To the owner of a mechanical hell crawler in the barren wastes of Nærez-toth, you're double parked. Please remedy this or your tower will be towed.
January 9, 2024 at 7:46 AM
To the owner of a mechanical hell crawler in the barren wastes of Nærez-toth, you're double parked. Please remedy this or your tower will be towed.
WIZARD NEWS: The high wizard council is considering reclassifying "bestow obscure fetish" as a banned curse. 🧙♂️
January 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
WIZARD NEWS: The high wizard council is considering reclassifying "bestow obscure fetish" as a banned curse. 🧙♂️
Now is the time. Wizard Wednesday
January 4, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Now is the time. Wizard Wednesday