Turkey Liberation Front
@wizardbeef.bsky.social
Save a turkey, kill a pilgrim.
If you see this post a Dracula that ain't Dracula.
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you see this post a Dracula that ain't Dracula.
No one needs to be in charge if everyone has a knife.
September 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No one needs to be in charge if everyone has a knife.
I noticed two new totally human not at all fake followers skeet out the same post and there are at least six of these bots.
September 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I noticed two new totally human not at all fake followers skeet out the same post and there are at least six of these bots.
Back room of your average Waffle House
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Back room of your average Waffle House
I'm dumb as rocks and I know exactly what I want in a Spiderman movie
September 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm dumb as rocks and I know exactly what I want in a Spiderman movie
If you see this, post a bad woman you love. Or don't. I ain't your boss.
August 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love. Or don't. I ain't your boss.
The Scorpion, a traditional knife of the Tacticool people.
January 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Scorpion, a traditional knife of the Tacticool people.
Scrying mirror made from an old Wilson Sporting Goods pocket watch.
January 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Scrying mirror made from an old Wilson Sporting Goods pocket watch.
It's simple. We suck off the Batman.
December 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
It's simple. We suck off the Batman.
Wife left the backdoor open and a pigeon came in, ate some cat food, and just hung out for a bit.
November 20, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Wife left the backdoor open and a pigeon came in, ate some cat food, and just hung out for a bit.
October 4th, V/H/S/Beyond, the brand spanking new addition to the franchise. Mitch Horowitz shows up in the mockumentary wrap-around and all the tapes were hits in my book. Loved it.
October 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
October 4th, V/H/S/Beyond, the brand spanking new addition to the franchise. Mitch Horowitz shows up in the mockumentary wrap-around and all the tapes were hits in my book. Loved it.
Geena Davis doing the shot glass trick in The Long Kiss Goodnight
October 8, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Geena Davis doing the shot glass trick in The Long Kiss Goodnight
October 2nd, Oddity. A blind psychic with a shop full of cursed antiques seeks to avenge her sister's murder.
October 4, 2024 at 6:14 PM
October 2nd, Oddity. A blind psychic with a shop full of cursed antiques seeks to avenge her sister's murder.
Like New Orleans has Marie Laveau, Las Vegas has its own patron saint, Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel. People still see him walking around the Flamingo, keeping an eye on his casino.
October 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Like New Orleans has Marie Laveau, Las Vegas has its own patron saint, Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel. People still see him walking around the Flamingo, keeping an eye on his casino.
October 1st, All You Need is Death. This flick is wild and "Love is a knife with a blade for a handle" is a banger tagline. If you like ancient curses and the shady world of wealthy folk music collectors I got just the thing.
October 2, 2024 at 11:03 PM
October 1st, All You Need is Death. This flick is wild and "Love is a knife with a blade for a handle" is a banger tagline. If you like ancient curses and the shady world of wealthy folk music collectors I got just the thing.
I'm sure it's nothing
September 26, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I'm sure it's nothing
Drop an alien that isn't from Star Wars or Star Trek
September 6, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Drop an alien that isn't from Star Wars or Star Trek
You sinners have all forgotten the true meaning of Prime Day and the message our savior left us with.
July 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
You sinners have all forgotten the true meaning of Prime Day and the message our savior left us with.
The archangel Michael then said to John Dee, "I will reveal thee this ring, which was never revealed since the death of Solomon, with whom I was present."
July 2, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The archangel Michael then said to John Dee, "I will reveal thee this ring, which was never revealed since the death of Solomon, with whom I was present."
Look at me I'm a human. I sit in a chair and get mad at the internet.
June 29, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Look at me I'm a human. I sit in a chair and get mad at the internet.
The fnord people are the Discordians. The Church of the SubGenius are the Bob people.
June 29, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The fnord people are the Discordians. The Church of the SubGenius are the Bob people.