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Bipolar Boy Detective
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Meaningful insights from an absurd, petty human being. The Internet's preeminent anti-horse activist.
He/Him.
There's a new talking head doc about TCM, "Chain Reactions," where I believe Patton Oswalt says something very similar in describing Leatherface's reactions.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everyone says “Eat the rich” but only New Guinea puts their money where their mouth is
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reader, she did that shit
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
George Santos also steamrolled her pretty easily, and he's not even as swaggy as Adams. Ziwe is just generally helpless once she runs out of pre-scripted quips.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Enjoy the soup joe
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Joe eat the soup
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Saw the trailer in front of the Sinners rerelease on Halloween. If not for the fact that it’s all shot in the same sludgy brown Tactical Oakleys Dad Vérité, I could not tell if it was all for the same movie. And it played Venice, which fits with that festival’s increasingly dicey reputation.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's pretty funny and also I will curse that man to my dying breath but I will also probably let him buy me a drink
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
After the 2nd time it happened, John Darnielle played like 8 different shows around NYC. My best friend/roommate took me to almost all of them. I would stand about 40 feet away from John and stare daggers at him.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can listen to almost every Mountain Goats album except Tallahassee, because there was a stretch from about 2006 to 2008 where three different women sang/quoted "No Children" to me right before dumping my ass
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My terrible friend in high school would insist we waste our afternoons watching those marathons, purely on some dogmatic faith that Bond was a cultural obligation. After 45 minutes of Moonraker, he’d finally relent and turn on the Xbox.

A few months pass, the cycle begins anew.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Kinda shocked I’d never heard this before.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’m so tempted to ask if we live in the same building, but 1) I’m fairly certain we don’t, and 2) I’m not about to dox either of us.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM