They do have Best Before Dates but they are so tiny I'm not surprised you've never see them before. Often it's on the crimp of the tube. I've taken to writing the date large and in permanent marker once I get a new batch.

The answer is a fuckload of paper, the ability to read timetables and maps, and a general awareness of neighbourhood geography.

This is BAD news, people. I'm going to be addicted and insufferable.

Apologies to the young man who startled when I yelled "VIRGIN!" while walking down the street. I just thought of an extra word for the Spelling Bee.

I once travelled through China with a woman who was training to be a podiatrist. I got pulled up for tiny travel scissors at the train stations, which they would waive, but it wasn't until we got to the airport that she got pulled up for a scalpel in her handbag.

Today I started Spelling Bee, which was a mistake because it doesn't have a real end unless you get all the words so I've accidentally exchanged one time-suck for another.

I'm going to be spending all day trying to find one more word that begins with CU.

Mum: 🥰 good morning

My sis: Morning

Multiple schools closed in ACT today as they found asbestos in kinetic sand that's been used in arts and crafts and for sensory play

So my first thought of the day was: NOT NOW KINETIC SAND