Honestly impressive season for San Diego to have gone from expansion to villain within a single season. Took Miami like six seasons to achieve that!

"Please, Bob Nixilis is my work name, you're my friend"

"Call me Bo Nix"

Personally I'm just waiting for someone to notice Leyva can go infinite with one Spark Double 😅

Unfortunately had to abandon the player numbers as Power Toughness (except when their number could fit)

(I also got bored of making everybody humans so some type lines are WEIRD)

The Seattle Sounders INVENTED biblical accuracy

Bluesky HAS to fix this weird ass cutting of posts mid-sentence

Haven't read yet, but so ready for Seattle to take their rightful title of "Top of tier 2 // Bottom of tier 1" as is their design and destiny

Uhhh uh uh

Enter Sandman...
Holy Diver...
Peace Sells?

I think I fucking nailed it

I actually think this is a Gelatinous Cube situation!

Those aren't the avocado's bones; those are the bones of its last meal