In Canada? In December? I promise you, NO ONE is "hot" at the moment.

Nono, I meant it in a totally sardonic way, in that "Jesus" (especially the Mormon version) is a completely human construct, and the "divinity of Christ" doctrine is just funny. The Religion majors would get it, and the Xtians would lose their collective brain cells.

Jesus, naturally.

Fair. The "check stupid" light on the dash has been flashing solid for a while now.

Why -- and also how -- was he trying to clean a *loaded*gun?? This doesn't pass the sniff test.

Long tunic or oversize tee might help your aesthetic? Big comfy sweater-coat?

But they've got the Question wrong. The Question is "what do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?", not this newfangled 6 x 7 nonsense! 🐋🌸

You okay now?

Posing for her fans 😂

Objectively, you're a very beautiful woman. You do scan soft and kinda ethereal, which is attractive to good people, but I suppose could be catnip to creeps too. Don't let the f*ckers dim your shine -- own it. Blind them 🌟

Has literally never happened to me, and I've been WWF (Walking While Female) my entire life. So ... congratulations? I guess?
(Seriously. Never. Guess I'm "an acquired taste"?)

He's batshit insane. But we knew that.