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witch-sec.bsky.social
🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️
@witch-sec.bsky.social
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Her Majesty the King
She/They
Lurker
Medievalist
Painfully awkward
I do the security stuff.
I'd rather be on stage in a unicorn suit because I'm shy.
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#trump #clinton #bj
Pic of a grinning Bill Clinton with text superimposed that reads, "I'm saying, if Bill Clinton would just respond to a reporter with, 'Well a gentleman never kisses and tells," I think he would heal the world."
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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It all makes sense now. Trump wasn't throwing a Gatsby party. He was actually throwing a July 4th Party, circa 1921.

Understandable mistake.
Still shit from The Shining where the guy in the dog suit is kneeling on the floor in front of a man in a business suit. There's a caption above them that says, "Leaked photo of Trump and Bubba," which is a reference to an email in the Epstein files referring to Trump blowing Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This shit right here. Can I say how much I hate that it works? And works really well?
I don't do daytime cold decongestants since there's no active ingredients that work on the market. So I looked for something new. It's essentially shooting salty seltzer up the nose. But it fucking works.
Picture of a blue can with a cartoon nose surrounded by pale blue mist. It says Breathe Right Sparkling Saline"
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Since I have apparently lost friends over this, I will say it the fuck again, and with my whole chest - We reap what we sow. Don't live an abhorrent life if you don't want your ugly stories to be part of your legacy.
And for those judging me for not mourning - go clutch your pearls elsewhere.
Photo of wildflowers in a mason jar, a bunch of oyster mushrooms and some fresh purslane. Text printed across says, "We reap what we sow."
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Went out to the woods to play with the witches today.
Selfie of a white brunette femme with their hair swept in an up-do, pale makeup, and Sakura style lips wearing a flowy black dress and a silver pomander necklace
August 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Partying hard, or hardly partying?
Photo of a white brunette woman in black sunglasses taking a selfie with a slightly rusted green metal frog holding a bass type instrument
August 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I'm about done with today, ngl
Image of a yellow cartoon baby chick with wings outspread and legs out like it's leaping, with a little spiral underneath to make the action look dynamic. Above it are the words "This meeting could have been a fist fight" in yellow cute scrolling font with hearts, outlined with orange
August 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I just made this, and I feel strongly that the time has come (in the week) for a new ranty con talk about why pen testing /= red teaming.
A meme style image, black background with white text. On the left is a cartoon still showing Jerry the mouse holding a frying pan and spoon, ready to bang it over the head of the sleeping dog. Underneath it the words say "Penetration Testing." On the right half is another cartoon still of Tom the cat wearing a pith helmet sneaking in through a partially opened door. Underneath the words read, "Red Teaming."
July 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Photo of a quart of strawberries floating in a glass measuring cup filled with water
July 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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A vibrant painting of sunflowers, daisies, peonies, snapdragons, lilies, and other wildflowers. Worked into the flowers are the words "I wish for you what you wish for immigrants" and is credited to the artist by the name of Transpainter
July 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Transphobes are without honor #glorytoyourhouse
"There are no homophobes in Sto'vo'kor - transphobes are without honor" and shows a Klingon holding a rainbow painted bat'la
June 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Alright, app. If you insist.
Black and white screen cap that says, "Good afternoon, it's 78° with a chance of showers and thunderstorms in your area. Your day at a glance: Learn to pick locks efficiently." And a small circle with a grey scale image of crystal singing bowls.
June 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I dreamt a dream tonight...
Text from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 4. Romeo: "I dreamt a dream tonight" Mercutio: "And so did I." Romeo: "Well what was yours?" Mercutio: "That dreamers often lie." Romeo: "In bed asleep while the do dream things true." Mercutio: "O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you."
May 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Miss you, Mom.
An old SomeEcard meme that shows a mother daughter sketched pair to the right, and to the left is text saying, "Mom, just wanted to say you forgot to remind me this Sunday is Mother's Day"
May 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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The Holy Trinity of affordable skincare
Picture of a 17oz bottle of Nivea healing lotion, Aqua hot ointment, and Cetaphil acne relief body wash
May 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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He is chosen.
A bottle of malört with a papal crown set on a background of a coastline and water
May 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Nourish. Strengthen. Ignore #skinnytok.
Black background with white outline image. The top is an outline of a femme face and torso with earrings and two necklaces. The upper half of the face is obscured. Below the image there is white text that says, 'The fascists want us thin and weak. Stay strong."
April 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Mushroom mushroom
Picture of diced oyster mushrooms in an aluminum bowl with a cardboard egg container in the background
April 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Ramps ramps ramps
Photo of early spring ramps (leafy member of the allium family,) next to oyster mushrooms on a cutting board
April 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Had a nice few days getting to see a lot of my team and company in person. Happy to be going home though.
Selfie of a femme with dark hair
March 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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✨Reach for your dreams today.
Picture of a cardboard box that has an orange cat's paw stretching out to grab a purple stick toy
March 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I would like to see an amusement park portrait artist do their rendition of this.
An orange turd in a suit at a podium in front of two spineless weasels
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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9 years ago I was working a Blue Team job and this was my white board.
Picture of a white board illustration of Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts sitting behind her booth with her feet up and arms behind her head. The booth sign above her head reads "Security Help 5¢" and the bottom of the booth says "The Admin is 'in'"
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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A dozen eggs at the farmer's market is cheaper than getting the same kind at the store. And I paid extra for mine this week because someone came through and bought 6 dozen from my normal folks so I had to go to another family's table. Then I had a long talk with another vendor about victory gardens.
A dozen cage free organic brown eggs (store brand) with a price below them that shows they're $7.19 on the same day I bought bigger ones from the farmer's market for cheaper.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Someone is mad I'm.in a meeting call.
Pic of a ginger female cat on her hind legs and resting on a rocking chair, looking upwards between a pair of knees. Her purple crinkle toy on the floor under her.
February 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM