I might actually be okay. Most of them are useless in this situation but Sandy Cohen is a pretty good lawyer and negotiator, so I'll probably come out of it alive even if I'm a bit broke afterwards.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

I'm as fine as this man's hair and well-groomed owl.

Someone else has probably done this already, but whatever. I wanna contribute something and here it is:

I haven’t made one of these in a while. Have you @toddalstrom.com?

Apparently Japanese bidet technology is much more advanced than we realized. They have them on planes!

@toddalstrom.com FYI if you ever find yourself in Kumamoto city, Japan; I strongly recommend hitting up Voyager Craft Beer and Burgers. The burgers are fucking awesome and the beer selection is pretty damn good for a small place in an underrated part of Japan. They’ve also got two decent home beers.

For the folk lore folks who decided to follow me back: a kirin or two!

Akihabara

This one is located right outside of Justice ACB's neighborhood and she has to pass it every day to get home. (Sorry for the blur. I'm still getting used to using a real camera.)

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,721,321!

Nice. 4 Reposts and 41 Likes on a single reply is my current all-time record. Not bad for a guy who just mostly replies on other people's threads.