wise
@wise-rhino.bsky.social
I am still human, despite all my perfections
finally got to see iron lung. it was so good! they should make a video game based on it
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
finally got to see iron lung. it was so good! they should make a video game based on it
absolutely fucked up beyond belief that in order to be a grandparent, I have to be a parent to actual children first
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
absolutely fucked up beyond belief that in order to be a grandparent, I have to be a parent to actual children first
devastating news everyone. turns out you actually DO have to stop eating before you feel full because of the delay in satiety cues
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
devastating news everyone. turns out you actually DO have to stop eating before you feel full because of the delay in satiety cues
any game can be a wiki game if you're autistic enough about it
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 AM
any game can be a wiki game if you're autistic enough about it
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woke up in 2026 after having a nightmare that I went to college and studied "catholic psychology" (it was as bad as it sounds) what does that mean for the rest of my year
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
woke up in 2026 after having a nightmare that I went to college and studied "catholic psychology" (it was as bad as it sounds) what does that mean for the rest of my year
got home from the ER in time to play my favorite game: was that a firework or gunshots (it's always gunshots)
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
got home from the ER in time to play my favorite game: was that a firework or gunshots (it's always gunshots)
sometimes I binge an entire 8+ season show and like. for me it was a single week, but I just binged 8+ years of a guy's actual life. the actors all actually aged throughout the show. time did not exist in a vacuum for them just because they were doing a TV show. crazy
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sometimes I binge an entire 8+ season show and like. for me it was a single week, but I just binged 8+ years of a guy's actual life. the actors all actually aged throughout the show. time did not exist in a vacuum for them just because they were doing a TV show. crazy
no one told me when I got a shunt put in my brain I'd be able to HEAR IT WORKING??? absolutely fucking insane shit
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
no one told me when I got a shunt put in my brain I'd be able to HEAR IT WORKING??? absolutely fucking insane shit
just wondered to myself "man why does my head hurt so bad" as though I didn't have BRAIN SURGERY two days ago?? they said they wouldn't let me get a lobotomy while I was already under but it seems they lied 💔
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
just wondered to myself "man why does my head hurt so bad" as though I didn't have BRAIN SURGERY two days ago?? they said they wouldn't let me get a lobotomy while I was already under but it seems they lied 💔
I need a bitch w a septum ring to tell me what planet is making me so goddamn hungry all the time
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need a bitch w a septum ring to tell me what planet is making me so goddamn hungry all the time
currently craving the love and energy of my father (gluten)
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
currently craving the love and energy of my father (gluten)
no one in the discord call is laughing at my jokes my talents are fucking wasted here
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
no one in the discord call is laughing at my jokes my talents are fucking wasted here
thank god my partner and I aren't orthodox jews because I,.,,, mmmhammmmmm 🤤
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
thank god my partner and I aren't orthodox jews because I,.,,, mmmhammmmmm 🤤
I love when I see big pieces of onion in my food. that means I get to eat onion 🤤
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love when I see big pieces of onion in my food. that means I get to eat onion 🤤
my favorite part of consuming an icee is getting to take that godforsaken bubble lid off
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
my favorite part of consuming an icee is getting to take that godforsaken bubble lid off
growing up with food allergies is awesome because when I was in high school someone offered me a weed brownie and tried to make fun of me for not wanting to take the drugs but they must have already had one of their own because I had to explain like 4 times I was refusing because of my dairy allergy
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
growing up with food allergies is awesome because when I was in high school someone offered me a weed brownie and tried to make fun of me for not wanting to take the drugs but they must have already had one of their own because I had to explain like 4 times I was refusing because of my dairy allergy
pro tip: interrogate your friends for whom English is not their first language and make them try to explain super niche grammar and diction rules about their native language
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
pro tip: interrogate your friends for whom English is not their first language and make them try to explain super niche grammar and diction rules about their native language
do you guys think doing English on duolingo with a Tagalog interface will teach me Tagalog. so far I know how to say hello! and sugar or milk?
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
do you guys think doing English on duolingo with a Tagalog interface will teach me Tagalog. so far I know how to say hello! and sugar or milk?
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i made this to make my friends angry at me
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i made this to make my friends angry at me
guys hear me out: crack rocks. crushed into a semi-fine powder. put into a cotton candy machine.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
guys hear me out: crack rocks. crushed into a semi-fine powder. put into a cotton candy machine.
"no one wants to work anymore" this u?
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"no one wants to work anymore" this u?
not to fucking carbon date myself but my lovely partner had his entire music library on shuffle in the car and I fucking id'd a mumford and sons song in approx 4.2 seconds. is that better or worse than clocking fantasy by fuckign LUDACRIS in actually two notes
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
not to fucking carbon date myself but my lovely partner had his entire music library on shuffle in the car and I fucking id'd a mumford and sons song in approx 4.2 seconds. is that better or worse than clocking fantasy by fuckign LUDACRIS in actually two notes
I love my therapist. I pretended to gaslight her today and she laughed like it was the funniest shit she'd ever heard. I love a captive and engaged audience
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I love my therapist. I pretended to gaslight her today and she laughed like it was the funniest shit she'd ever heard. I love a captive and engaged audience