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Put together some OSRS Fashionscape to get ready for the Sailing launch.

Tried to do a zombie pirate fit too, but it didn't quite work out. The Gravedigger Halloween set is good but the head just doesn't work. Headless fits in a pinch, but I'd prefer a good hat.

Exact items are in the alt text!
A cropped screenshot from Old School RuneScape of a feminine (Body type B in-game) player character dressed as a sailor. Items are: Bandana Eyepatch (blue) Stripy Pirate Shirt (blue) Pirate Leggings (blue) Pirate Boots Karamjan Monkey Ale of the Gods Fletching Knife A cropped screenshot from Old School RuneScape of a feminine (Body type B in-game) player character dressed as a sea captain. Items are: Crier hat Crier coat Elven Legwear Pirate boots Shoulder parrot Lucky Cutlass Bug lantern (lit) A cropped screenshot from Old School RuneScape of a feminine (Body type B in-game) player character dressed as a pirate captain. Items are: Hat Eyepatch Crier coat Elven Legwear Pirate boots Shoulder parrot Lucky Cutlass Pirate's hook A cropped screenshot from Old School RuneScape of a feminine (Body type B in-game) player character dressed as a very stylized pirate captain. Items are: Musketeer hat Vyre noble corset (red) Vyre noble skirt (red) Vyre noble shoes Shoulder parrot Rapier Pirate's hook Ghostspeak amulet
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I was telling someone about how I'd like to get a dog years ago, having grown up with them, and they said, out of nowhere:

"Really? You know I kinda think you'd enjoy having a rabbit."

And now this is me
Joke edit of a joke Wiki-style caption describing "Bnuuy Syndrome." Text reads "instead of brain there is bnuuy." An image shows what in the context of the original joke was a stylized human head with a dark void inside being filled with an image of a rabbit instead, with a caption beneath it reading "Like this"
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Currently incandescent with rage over this.
Apparently within the last four months someone slipped two hour long crypto ads into the playlist for the original pre-broadway studio album for Hadestown.
Screenshot of the youtube playlist for the original studio album of Anais Mitchell's Hadestown, showing two hour long videos with the same thumbnail inserted in between the songs.
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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But if they weren't cowards they'd let me put the rabbit ears on mine
Warframe screenshot of Mesa Prime with the rabbit ear cosmetic that becomes available around Easter every year. Warframe screenshot of Jade with the rabbit ear cosmetic that becomes available around Easter every year.
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Mine is a shameless criminal
A black cat nibbling on a slice of pizza she has somehow pulled partway out of the middle of a stack of Papa John's pizza boxes
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I hate these boxes so much, the extra folds for the sauce sockets makes each one take twice as long to assemble and we don't have any extra space for them.
I don't even know where we're gonna put the new 18" XXL boxes.
A stack of Papa John's pizza boxes that have the word "DIPPA" on the leading edge and an extra layer of cardboard with slots for four sauce cups.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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There's a place called The Wine Bunker that has an awful AI generated window cling across the front window and like, barbed wire accents on the decor. I hate it so much.
The front entrance of an establishment, a sign above it reads "THE WINE BUNKER WHISKEY & WINE BAR" The front window has been plastered over with a segmented window cling of what appears to be an AI generated image of a bar inside a WW1-style trench bunker
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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I'm in awe
A photo of the back of a white Ford panel van. It has a yellow Alabama license plate which reads "MNIONS" in black text, presumably meant to be "minions." The plate also has a red imprint of bare feet of the kind taken of infants at birth, and the text "choose life" in comic sans or a similar font.
September 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Bun
A photo of a wild rabbit just off the end of a residential street. It is illuminated by a car's headlights.
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Not sure I care for the new neighbors at work.
A photo of a hole in the plywood wall of a storage shed. Part of the plywood originally covering the hole is now hanging perpendicular to the wall, and a pair of wasps or hornets have constructed a small paper nest hanging from it.
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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A photo of a bag of Utz brand potato chips, onto which the face of the character Konzu from Warframe has been photoshopped. This is a reference to one of his voice lines where he greets the player character by saying "Ah, Tenno! Good, good utz."
August 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The character Konzu from Warframe, a bald older man. Next to him is the text "Good Heavens, just look at the time!" and a simple drawing of a clock where the numbers 1 through 12 have all been replaced by the word "LUNCH." This is a reference to one of his often repeated voice lines, which ends with the phrase "early lunch for Konzu."
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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If you're interested in theming a companion after that magician look by the way, the modular MOA companions you can put together in Fortuna have a set that combines to resemble a top hat, bow tie, and coattails.
A screenshot from the game Warframe, depicting a robotic MOA companion named "Show-Stopper," with some letters replaced with visually similar numbers. The robot appears to be two legs supporting a cylindrical structure that looks like a top hat, with a golden bow tie just below it and coattails hanging behind. Text in the upper right states that the components are: Model: Lambeo Core: Krisys Gyro: Aegron Brackets: Drimper
July 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Depends on what you want to do. Mastery is gained based on the Prism component so you can look up how each fires and start with your favorite. The meta choices for the other slots are the Propa Scaffold and Certus Brace, referred to as an x77 due to their placement on charts like this one.
A 3 x 7 grid listing all the possible components for building an Amp in Warframe
July 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Personally, I'm partial to this one.
An edit of the Stan Kelly comic panel of someone labeled "SICKOS" pressed up against a window with a speech bubble that says "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" where the subject is now an anthropomorphic rabbit.
June 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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As long as we're doing broccoli facts, have you ever seen this image?
An infographic sourced from this article ( https://www.businessinsider.com/broccoli-kale-brussels-sprouts-vegetables-all-the-same-plant-2015-11 ) showing that broccoli, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, cabbage, kale, and kohlrabi are all descended from the wild mustard plant.
May 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Ah that style's delightful, I got something similar from a friend of one of my dragons, years ago
An image of a red dragon in a "cute" minimalist style without an outline.
April 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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An image of ASCII art of a toucan with the words "le toucan has arrived." Le toucan was a popular meme on Twitch in general and the first Path of Exile in particular, to the point where pasting it in the in-game public chat was automatically censored.
April 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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An image of ASCII art of a toucan with the words "le toucan has arrived." Le toucan was a popular meme on Twitch in general and the first Path of Exile in particular, to the point where pasting it in the in-game public chat was automatically censored.
April 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Post a warning
A locally infamous roadsign found along I-65 near Prattville, Alabama. The sign features a red devil with a scythe and the text "GO TO CHURCH" in black, with the text "Or the Devil Will Get You!" in red beneath.
March 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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It's been a minute since I thought of Matthew 18:6 in relation to anything other than bishops covering up sex abuse.
A Google search for "free millstone in my area." Matthew 18:6, the Bible verse referenced in the post, reads: "but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened round his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea."
March 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Teenage me would be so proud
A cropped screenshot from the MMO Old School RuneScape. The player character is wearing the Smiths' Uniform and an untrimmed Smithing cape while standing next to the NPC who sells it.
February 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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It's true. I'm sitting in a pizza place right now, waiting to relieve some unsuspecting dope of their hard-earned cash
A well-worn Papa John's hat on top of a stack of unfolded pizza boxes
January 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Tell me about it

(Also big shout out to the setting for prompting me to include alt text on images, I totally would have forgotten.)
A screenshot of my Steam library showing games listed in order of hours played. Left to right, top to bottom: 1. Warframe 2. FTL: Faster Than Light 3: Mount and Blade: Warband 4: Stellaris 5: Path of Exile 6: Crusader Kings 2 7: The Witcher 3 8: Payday 2 9: Civilization 5 Screenshot showing that I have played FTL: Faster Than Light on Steam for 1,316.1 hours.
December 30, 2024 at 6:16 AM