Winstonious
@winstonious.bsky.social
Love is blind would be so much better if there were two uggos in each group.
August 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Love is blind would be so much better if there were two uggos in each group.
The ren faire is poly Coachella.
April 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The ren faire is poly Coachella.
Delayed flight means catching up on jet lag the game
March 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Delayed flight means catching up on jet lag the game
Every New Yorker before congestion toll: “the subway is great we have public transit and it’s amazing”
Since: “cars are our life blood this city is unlivable without cars how dare they take my cars away”
Since: “cars are our life blood this city is unlivable without cars how dare they take my cars away”
January 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Every New Yorker before congestion toll: “the subway is great we have public transit and it’s amazing”
Since: “cars are our life blood this city is unlivable without cars how dare they take my cars away”
Since: “cars are our life blood this city is unlivable without cars how dare they take my cars away”
Realizing I’m basically nosferatu to my cat.
January 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Realizing I’m basically nosferatu to my cat.
Facebook is a fun place to buy a used vacuum or find out the woman who took your virginity’s birthday is today.
January 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Facebook is a fun place to buy a used vacuum or find out the woman who took your virginity’s birthday is today.
I’m 90% sure all these drone sightings are just private planes people didn’t notice before.
December 14, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I’m 90% sure all these drone sightings are just private planes people didn’t notice before.
The canary in the coal mine for 9/11 induced generational trauma was the wide scale belief that Mark Duplass was hot.
December 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The canary in the coal mine for 9/11 induced generational trauma was the wide scale belief that Mark Duplass was hot.
When he screams “legalize it” he’s talking about brother sister marriage.
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 PM
When he screams “legalize it” he’s talking about brother sister marriage.
The nyc assassin is obviously
December 5, 2024 at 8:57 PM
The nyc assassin is obviously
Honestly put antlers and a shiny red nose an it and I’m in.
November 28, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Honestly put antlers and a shiny red nose an it and I’m in.
Tis the season
Always Room for Christmas Pud
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Tis the season
When British people mispronounce words in another language it’s absolutely on purpose.
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
When British people mispronounce words in another language it’s absolutely on purpose.
If anyone tries to deport me I’m gonna tell the ICE agents exactly which San Antonio Sheraton I was conceived in because if I have to know so do you.
November 26, 2024 at 6:21 PM
If anyone tries to deport me I’m gonna tell the ICE agents exactly which San Antonio Sheraton I was conceived in because if I have to know so do you.
Ativan rules so hard.
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Ativan rules so hard.
Let’s refer to this time as “the moo deng uprising”
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Let’s refer to this time as “the moo deng uprising”
Shitty podcast comedians can’t figure out which one of them Kendrick dissed and that is
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Shitty podcast comedians can’t figure out which one of them Kendrick dissed and that is
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It be like that sometimes
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM
It be like that sometimes
It’s so small and petty and dumb but I hate that everyone’s British in Dune Prophecy.
I dig the rest.
I dig the rest.
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
It’s so small and petty and dumb but I hate that everyone’s British in Dune Prophecy.
I dig the rest.
I dig the rest.
Happy to be here (puts gun barrel into mouth)
November 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Happy to be here (puts gun barrel into mouth)