the dyatlov ass incident
@winst.bsky.social
once my dad ate a chicken nugget off my plate and i cried for 3 hours
winstwinstwinst in most places
winstwinstwinst in most places
fellas - stop taking your photos like this! (completely normal selfie)
and start taking them like this! (completrely normal selfie except ive zoomed in x20 on my left ear)
and start taking them like this! (completrely normal selfie except ive zoomed in x20 on my left ear)
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
fellas - stop taking your photos like this! (completely normal selfie)
and start taking them like this! (completrely normal selfie except ive zoomed in x20 on my left ear)
and start taking them like this! (completrely normal selfie except ive zoomed in x20 on my left ear)
i made myself laugh so hard thinking of the term 'jonkler horizon' (an event horizon where everyone becomes the joker) that i forgot the end of the skeet
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i made myself laugh so hard thinking of the term 'jonkler horizon' (an event horizon where everyone becomes the joker) that i forgot the end of the skeet
me: no thats wrong i asked for a formula that sums all rows WITHOUT an x in the product description
chat gpt: Great point! I've just nuked Australia.
chat gpt: Great point! I've just nuked Australia.
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
me: no thats wrong i asked for a formula that sums all rows WITHOUT an x in the product description
chat gpt: Great point! I've just nuked Australia.
chat gpt: Great point! I've just nuked Australia.
Reposted by the dyatlov ass incident
make stranger things fortnite skins or i will SHIT in a post office
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
make stranger things fortnite skins or i will SHIT in a post office
my retirement plan is to find 25 other elder millenials and do a human centipede
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
my retirement plan is to find 25 other elder millenials and do a human centipede
i am an alpha male. the first version of male realeased. absolutely garbage. i dont function
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
i am an alpha male. the first version of male realeased. absolutely garbage. i dont function
grwm to do a regime change
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
grwm to do a regime change
i started giving thoughts and prayers in 2006 and no one ever told me to stop
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i started giving thoughts and prayers in 2006 and no one ever told me to stop
if any of you think that elon musk is going to help make xai safe for making horny images well boy howdy this is a guy whose search history would definitely put that theory to the test
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
if any of you think that elon musk is going to help make xai safe for making horny images well boy howdy this is a guy whose search history would definitely put that theory to the test
happy new years my fitbit just told me its about time to get ready for bed
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
happy new years my fitbit just told me its about time to get ready for bed
its nye and i forgot to book tickets to a foam party again
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
its nye and i forgot to book tickets to a foam party again
what idiot called him captain planet and not earthmaster
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
what idiot called him captain planet and not earthmaster
its my first day as PM and i am announcing the 'octuple lock' pension. it goes up every 8 seconds for no reason
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
its my first day as PM and i am announcing the 'octuple lock' pension. it goes up every 8 seconds for no reason
fellas i looksmaxxed too hard and now my face is just a point of light
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
fellas i looksmaxxed too hard and now my face is just a point of light
alexa can a dog have a six-pack
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
alexa can a dog have a six-pack
what if chernobyl just did that
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
what if chernobyl just did that
so youre telling me a dog ate this dog
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
so youre telling me a dog ate this dog
they should do a pornhub wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
they should do a pornhub wrapped
its my first day at thw DWP and ive added a line to everyone in the uk's payslip that says 'free stuff for immigrants'
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
its my first day at thw DWP and ive added a line to everyone in the uk's payslip that says 'free stuff for immigrants'
INVITED TO ANOTHER EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY AND I FORGOT TO BRING MY DICK
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
INVITED TO ANOTHER EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY AND I FORGOT TO BRING MY DICK
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
fellas , its time to engage.......... Piss Protocol
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
fellas , its time to engage.......... Piss Protocol
STATE OF THE UK RIGHT NOW:
2% tax on the ultra-rich? woah steady on trotsky
taking the valuables from asylum seekers? can we also take their teeth
2% tax on the ultra-rich? woah steady on trotsky
taking the valuables from asylum seekers? can we also take their teeth
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
STATE OF THE UK RIGHT NOW:
2% tax on the ultra-rich? woah steady on trotsky
taking the valuables from asylum seekers? can we also take their teeth
2% tax on the ultra-rich? woah steady on trotsky
taking the valuables from asylum seekers? can we also take their teeth
THEY MADE ZELDA A GIRL!!!!!!!!!! WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
THEY MADE ZELDA A GIRL!!!!!!!!!! WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emailing [email protected] to see if epstein wants to become one of my scentsy sellers
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
emailing [email protected] to see if epstein wants to become one of my scentsy sellers