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Wine drinker🍷🤪 | Book reader 📖 | Wife of The Jamesy 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻 | Mother of the K & L 👫🏻 | Other Mother to the S 🧍🏻| Dog mum to the Codester 🐶 |
When your Monday is so bloody long it seems like it should be Tuesday afternoon by the time it finished!

I have no words to describe how disappointed I am to realise it’s still Monday! 😆🤣🤣
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February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Changed the bed covers to the fleecy ones didn’t I?

Jamesy = snug as a bug

Me = sweating my arse off and can’t bloody sleep 🥵
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ripped the arse out Sunday again Cooperwoman!
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February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Jamesy is free to a good home….actually don’t care if it’s a good home 🤷🏼‍♀️

Someone just bloody take him I’m sick and tired of hearing about his fkn new electric car and the fkn charger and issues with the energy app!!! 🤯
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February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Morning!

Shopping done and put away.

Wine delivery 🚚 📦 has arrived!

Happy happy!
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January 31, 2026 at 11:45 AM
The old boy in this photo turned 73 today he isn’t the daddy he used to be because of his health but he’s still mine and I love him to bits. Happy Birthday Paddywhack! ❤️🎈🍻😘xxx
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
And relax ☺️ I’m the only one of 200 still here… 🥂 📖

Homeward bound tomorrow 🚆 🚊 🚆
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hotel backs on to the runway at Heathrow and tonight by god do I know it…they’ve been taking off every few minutes constantly! Sound proofing is not too bad but can still hear them…until I take the aids out…then I’ll hear nothing 😆
January 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Long lie til 7:30 tomorrow…then I’ll mosey down to the conference at 9:30 if the boss wants to go there earlier and brown nose he can fill his boots!!
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January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Can’t be arsed “networking” tonight…

Just been an unsociable cow, room service dinner, showered and pjs on before 9 pm!
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January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
London I have arrived!

Just 26 of 36 minutes on the underground to go!
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January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Train no 1 has the WiFi switched off so I will neither be working nor will I be joining any meetings 😏

They will all need to wait til I’m on the LNER train to London
January 26, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Morning all!

Only one week left of the longest month of the year!
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January 26, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Not one bit of packing has been done yet.. it’s Sunday 🍷 time…packing will be the thing that I do after my eyes open and I’ve had coffee in the morning 😏
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
London bound in the morning…4 days away for a 2 day conference 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Doing my bit to save the planet next week… Glasgow to Heathrow BY TRAIN for a conference next to the airport just so that I can stay an extra 2 days to save my bum being on a 65 minute flights that will fly anyway & having only a 1 night stay & save them from paying me to sit on a train for 2 days🙄
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January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Never a good sign at this time in the morning when you are already muttering “fuck off” at your boss’s messages!
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Not a bad Monday afternoon 🧖‍♀️ 🥂
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Sunday usually = Jamesy watching football ⚽️ with a few drinks 🍺 🍷

Today it = Son in Law watching football in my living room whilst Jamesy has a kip cos he’s still rough from Friday night too 🤣🤣🤣
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Carrying all my bits n bobs in the bags under my eyes today…

Feckin 2 day hangovers!
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January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Why is it the more sleep you have the more sleep you want?
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January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Definitely married to an eejit….

Today he’s is away golfing with all 3 back door keys!

What a bloody man! 🫣
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Jamesy - don’t use the washing machine because I’m charging my car and it might overload the circuit….

Also Jamesy - How have you not made my rolls for my lunch?

Cos your charging the car and the grill burns more electricity than the washing machine 🫣

They walk among us!
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January 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
That feeling when you see best before dates of the 20 somethingth of Jan on your shopping and you can finally see the longest month of year is coming to an end! Roll on Spring 🙌🏼
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January 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Just met a wee random who is probably the toon equivalent of my daughter. The lassie got hold of some random guys bank card (he sent her up to buy herself a drink) she ordered “fifteen shots and a pint for him (Jamesy) and a wine for her (me)” 😆🤣🤣
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM