Walter F. Rodriguez
@wingzfly.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Photographer, Alum of The Onion, Podcast Host, Friend. Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year.
Happy Thanksgiving, my friends! May your day be chill, your food be delicious, and your takes hot.
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, my friends! May your day be chill, your food be delicious, and your takes hot.
Just got our first snow here last night in Jersey so I'm waking up to a winter wonderland! (Current view out my bedroom window.)
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Just got our first snow here last night in Jersey so I'm waking up to a winter wonderland! (Current view out my bedroom window.)
"This train you're on is canceled. There was a small fire on the engine and, even though it's out, we don't feel it's safe for travel. Everyone must vacate the train." It's perhaps the coldest day so far this winter and the next train isn't for another hour. - @NJTRANSIT
November 22, 2024 at 10:58 AM
"This train you're on is canceled. There was a small fire on the engine and, even though it's out, we don't feel it's safe for travel. Everyone must vacate the train." It's perhaps the coldest day so far this winter and the next train isn't for another hour. - @NJTRANSIT
Thirsty just after getting comfy in bed? Problem solved.
November 22, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Thirsty just after getting comfy in bed? Problem solved.
The Bible, starring Keanu Reeves in every role, now playing at your local church.
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
The Bible, starring Keanu Reeves in every role, now playing at your local church.
November 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Some things can't be covered by an "Oops;" dinosaur chickens are one of those things.
November 22, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Some things can't be covered by an "Oops;" dinosaur chickens are one of those things.
November 22, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Sansa Stark, 2019.
#GOTref="/hashtag/GOTS8E4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#GOTS8E4 #GameofThrones #GOT
#GOTref="/hashtag/GOTS8E4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#GOTS8E4 #GameofThrones #GOT
November 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Sansa Stark, 2019.
#GOTref="/hashtag/GOTS8E4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#GOTS8E4 #GameofThrones #GOT
#GOTref="/hashtag/GOTS8E4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#GOTS8E4 #GameofThrones #GOT
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
What do heroes hide beneath the mask? Is it fear?
November 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
What do heroes hide beneath the mask? Is it fear?
Rest in peace, @therealstanlee. You gave us so many worlds to play in & opened infinite possibilities up to us. You taught us to navigate complex issues at a young age. You inspired us to dream & explained that we should celebrate the things that make us different. Excelsior!
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Rest in peace, @therealstanlee. You gave us so many worlds to play in & opened infinite possibilities up to us. You taught us to navigate complex issues at a young age. You inspired us to dream & explained that we should celebrate the things that make us different. Excelsior!
Women are mountains; they've been through this before, tens of millions of times over the course of millennia, and they're still here. Yes, it's horrible that they need to and we need to change things so they don't have to, but don't doubt their strength.
https://goo.gl/5uAoug
https://goo.gl/5uAoug
November 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Women are mountains; they've been through this before, tens of millions of times over the course of millennia, and they're still here. Yes, it's horrible that they need to and we need to change things so they don't have to, but don't doubt their strength.
https://goo.gl/5uAoug
https://goo.gl/5uAoug
When you're watching the hurricane warnings and they say there's a one in a million chance it could randomly head North and not affect much around it.
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
When you're watching the hurricane warnings and they say there's a one in a million chance it could randomly head North and not affect much around it.
Dayaaamn! Nike's new Boycott 2018s are pure fire! Get 'em while they're hot; these shoes are lit! 🔥 #Nike #NikeBoycott #TakeAKnee
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Dayaaamn! Nike's new Boycott 2018s are pure fire! Get 'em while they're hot; these shoes are lit! 🔥 #Nike #NikeBoycott #TakeAKnee
Yeah, dragon friends are cool, but Daenerys Targaryen's most impressive power is being able to eat hot pockets straight from the microwave. #GOT #GameofThrones #fire #hbo #dragons #superhero
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Yeah, dragon friends are cool, but Daenerys Targaryen's most impressive power is being able to eat hot pockets straight from the microwave. #GOT #GameofThrones #fire #hbo #dragons #superhero
"There's nothing to fear but sphere itself." - Flat Earthers
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
"There's nothing to fear but sphere itself." - Flat Earthers
Sharing another one from my latest shoot, featuring the lovely @jessie_jay7 Had so much fun with her and the incredibly talented Jolana Hollister, so I hope you're enjoying these! Follow me on IG for more: https://www.instagram.com/wingzfly/
November 22, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Sharing another one from my latest shoot, featuring the lovely @jessie_jay7 Had so much fun with her and the incredibly talented Jolana Hollister, so I hope you're enjoying these! Follow me on IG for more: https://www.instagram.com/wingzfly/
Walter's True #Facts: a lemon is a hybrid #fruit, created by people ages ago when they encouraged a male citron to have a drunken one night stand with a female bitter orange. (Probably bitter about her ex.)
Moral of the #story: Life doesn't give us lemons, we gave lemons life.
Moral of the #story: Life doesn't give us lemons, we gave lemons life.
November 22, 2024 at 7:12 PM
“Maybe that’s enlightenment enough: to know that there is no final resting place of the mind; no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom...is realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go." -Anthony Bourdain
Rest in Peace.
Rest in Peace.
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
“Maybe that’s enlightenment enough: to know that there is no final resting place of the mind; no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom...is realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go." -Anthony Bourdain
Rest in Peace.
Rest in Peace.
So I realized this Trump tweet actually sounded exactly like something Dwight Schrute would say about Jim Halpert and I made some edits to it and felt like sharing.
#TheOffice @DwightSchrute_
#TheOffice @DwightSchrute_
November 22, 2024 at 10:03 PM
So I realized this Trump tweet actually sounded exactly like something Dwight Schrute would say about Jim Halpert and I made some edits to it and felt like sharing.
#TheOffice @DwightSchrute_
#TheOffice @DwightSchrute_
Remember when the Wizard of Oz described the internet?
November 22, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Remember when the Wizard of Oz described the internet?
Cake can either be eaten or had but not both. #LifeIsTooShortForBullshit
November 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Cake can either be eaten or had but not both. #LifeIsTooShortForBullshit