Wing2J
@wing2j.bsky.social
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducked.
The third one ducked.
Many thanks, but I will be unleashing this upon the people:
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Many thanks, but I will be unleashing this upon the people:
I'm the man in the box, buried in my shit
Won't you come & save me, save me?
Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes, now you've sewn them shut
I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in shit
Won't you come & save me, save me?
Won't you come & save me, save me?
Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes, now you've sewn them shut
I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in shit
Won't you come & save me, save me?
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm the man in the box, buried in my shit
Won't you come & save me, save me?
Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes, now you've sewn them shut
I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in shit
Won't you come & save me, save me?
Won't you come & save me, save me?
Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes, now you've sewn them shut
I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in shit
Won't you come & save me, save me?
More importantly, he played Olaf the Troll on BtVS!
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
More importantly, he played Olaf the Troll on BtVS!
The finished product!
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The finished product!
I am a super min/maxer when playing Pathfinder and only make the most optimal decisions:
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am a super min/maxer when playing Pathfinder and only make the most optimal decisions:
I just ate a crabcake with a deviled egg on top because it seemed like it'd be a good idea.
It was.
It was.
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just ate a crabcake with a deviled egg on top because it seemed like it'd be a good idea.
It was.
It was.
I know I'm way behind on the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer hype, but I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN IN MY LIFE
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know I'm way behind on the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer hype, but I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN IN MY LIFE
I am a normal and sane person.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I am a normal and sane person.
Worked a couple hours longer than expected, so I gotta put in work to properly prepare for this game.
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Worked a couple hours longer than expected, so I gotta put in work to properly prepare for this game.
October 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've got one that's binary code for GEEK, two paw prints from dogs we've lost, and this one that both my sister and I got to honor our dad's burial at sea
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've got one that's binary code for GEEK, two paw prints from dogs we've lost, and this one that both my sister and I got to honor our dad's burial at sea
Couldn't be happier with how I did things today.
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Couldn't be happier with how I did things today.
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.
The number of vacations we have trimmed in order to get back to this weirdo is more than zero.
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The number of vacations we have trimmed in order to get back to this weirdo is more than zero.
And not a single person answered "Wu-Tang Clan"
We have failed as a society.
We have failed as a society.
September 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And not a single person answered "Wu-Tang Clan"
We have failed as a society.
We have failed as a society.
Wearing a stealth Eagles shirt as we're strolling around Pittsburgh today.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
August 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wearing a stealth Eagles shirt as we're strolling around Pittsburgh today.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
