As others have said, the Juki is an industrial sewing machine. He's using the Janome for the automatic button hole and other specialty stitches.

Leftover deviled egg? What a strange world you live in.

Great example of the sunk cost fallacy.

Imagine Garrison Keillor doing the audio book for Charles Tingle.

And to you as well! I hope your holiday involves fun, laughter, alcohol, and too many calories!🥂🦃

He doesn't lead by example.

I've frequently thought writers should take an anatomy class before even considering writing a sex scene.

Inner monolog while reading his later books, "Ugh, another sex scene. Skip ahead. They're still doing it? Keep skipping. Really? Still at it? This could be used to encourage celibacy. Finally, plot! Dammit, they're fucking again!"

"Who invited this asshole?"

Probably said by someone at every party either of them have been to.

So, getting the names and contact information of Jews will help protect them from antisemitism. Got it. Do they really think everyone is that stupid? Yes, yes they do.

I don't care what the weather is like when it happens, we're having a block party.

Remember when five year car loans were considered controversial? I do. I think I'm old.

I'm guessing they need ignore where Neanderthals came from originally.

Is it mayo or miracle whip in the eggs? That's the real question.

What is Ken Starr's opinion?