Body By Bacardi
@wineaccguy.bsky.social
If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack
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Body By Bacardi
@wineaccguy.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Only one tweet of mine worth carrying over from the void imo
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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"hello!"
"what's new with you?"
"nothing i'd tell you about."
"i hear the united states has armed paramilitary in the streets attacking their own people, and even kidnapped the president of venezuela."
"the united states seems to be getting more dangerous by the day."
"take care."
"bye."
"what's new with you?"
"nothing i'd tell you about."
"i hear the united states has armed paramilitary in the streets attacking their own people, and even kidnapped the president of venezuela."
"the united states seems to be getting more dangerous by the day."
"take care."
"bye."
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"hello!"
"what's new with you?"
"nothing i'd tell you about."
"i hear the united states has armed paramilitary in the streets attacking their own people, and even kidnapped the president of venezuela."
"the united states seems to be getting more dangerous by the day."
"take care."
"bye."
"what's new with you?"
"nothing i'd tell you about."
"i hear the united states has armed paramilitary in the streets attacking their own people, and even kidnapped the president of venezuela."
"the united states seems to be getting more dangerous by the day."
"take care."
"bye."
Gonna take my taste buds on a vacation to sunny Goochland
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Gonna take my taste buds on a vacation to sunny Goochland
Let's fuckin go rail yard dawgs
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Let's fuckin go rail yard dawgs
A pair of scrubs, and also five other scrubs, harassing a nurse
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A pair of scrubs, and also five other scrubs, harassing a nurse
I guess I'm not as immune to humidity as I thought
January 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I guess I'm not as immune to humidity as I thought
It's crazy how you can just smell when an account is following over 5000 people from their replies
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
It's crazy how you can just smell when an account is following over 5000 people from their replies
using chatgpt to threaten a Greenland invasion, extremely babyshit soft loser energy
This isn't a random nobody. It's the homeland security advisor's wife.
Trump has already bombed more countries in a year than any prior US President.
It's colonial fascism by definition
Trump has already bombed more countries in a year than any prior US President.
It's colonial fascism by definition
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
using chatgpt to threaten a Greenland invasion, extremely babyshit soft loser energy
Me: ugh, I hate how many theme songs and novelty songs people are mapping on Clone Hero, can't we get like actual music
Also me: Well I mean of course I'm going to download the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, that's the best song ever
Also me: Well I mean of course I'm going to download the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, that's the best song ever
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Me: ugh, I hate how many theme songs and novelty songs people are mapping on Clone Hero, can't we get like actual music
Also me: Well I mean of course I'm going to download the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, that's the best song ever
Also me: Well I mean of course I'm going to download the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, that's the best song ever
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
You, a rube: *calls it looking at porn*
Me, a genius:
Me, a genius:
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You, a rube: *calls it looking at porn*
Me, a genius:
Me, a genius:
To add to the people just aged differently back then theme, Matt Frewer was 30 years old in Honey I Shrunk the Kids
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
To add to the people just aged differently back then theme, Matt Frewer was 30 years old in Honey I Shrunk the Kids
JRPGs where you get to play a souped up version of the character archetypes before you start as your own party are the best. What does the "Champion" or "Sunder" spell do? I have no fuckin clue, but I'm having a blast
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
JRPGs where you get to play a souped up version of the character archetypes before you start as your own party are the best. What does the "Champion" or "Sunder" spell do? I have no fuckin clue, but I'm having a blast
*extremely Bill Belichick voice* we're on to SNES
December 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*extremely Bill Belichick voice* we're on to SNES
Strife is one of the best games ever
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Strife is one of the best games ever
Whichever of y'all turned me onto Lovebites with a stray post about them a few weeks ago, thank you, because I am extremely into this www.youtube.com/watch?v=MovE...
LOVEBITES / When Destinies Align (Live at Tokyo Garden Theater, Sept. 1, 2024)
YouTube video by LOVEBITES
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Whichever of y'all turned me onto Lovebites with a stray post about them a few weeks ago, thank you, because I am extremely into this www.youtube.com/watch?v=MovE...
The cashier at the grocery store was talking dinosaurs with the customer in front of me, and then when I got up he asked if I liked dinosaurs. I said yes and he asked me what's my favorite, and when I said pachycephalosaurus he said "that's dumb"
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cashier at the grocery store was talking dinosaurs with the customer in front of me, and then when I got up he asked if I liked dinosaurs. I said yes and he asked me what's my favorite, and when I said pachycephalosaurus he said "that's dumb"
First time I walked in on one of those Hallmark movies playing I was like oh it's the douchebag from Letterkenny
When Allison is downstairs watching Hallmark Christmas movies
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
First time I walked in on one of those Hallmark movies playing I was like oh it's the douchebag from Letterkenny
Enjoying the mental image of this Dib Membrane looking motherfucker drunkenly weeping while wearing a party hat because nobody came to his birthday party
Before Benny Johnson positioned himself as devoted husband and heir apparent to Charlie Kirk, the former BuzzFeed journalist was partying hard with the same mainstream media he now denounces.
“There was a lot of sex happening. A psychoanalyst would have a field day.”
“There was a lot of sex happening. A psychoanalyst would have a field day.”
How Benny Johnson went from BuzzFeed plagiarist to MAGA's chief content creator
He did “some very bad things.” But in Trumpworld, that's a plus.
www.motherjones.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Enjoying the mental image of this Dib Membrane looking motherfucker drunkenly weeping while wearing a party hat because nobody came to his birthday party
Me at 20: yeah man I'll just sleep on the floor. Gimme a folded beach towel or a backpack for a pillow, I'll be good
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Me at 20: yeah man I'll just sleep on the floor. Gimme a folded beach towel or a backpack for a pillow, I'll be good
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
I need to listen to a good amount in this list still but I will say holy shit that Pool Kids album is awesome
It's music's biggest night! Welcome to the Hell World 2025 best 50ish(?) songs of the year.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-best-50i...
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-best-50i...
The best 50ish songs of 2025
Music is so good
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I need to listen to a good amount in this list still but I will say holy shit that Pool Kids album is awesome
I regularly speed but "if you are in favor of enforcing speed limits you're basically ice" is a wild take, I love it
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I regularly speed but "if you are in favor of enforcing speed limits you're basically ice" is a wild take, I love it