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windelina.bsky.social
Defenestration Now
@windelina.bsky.social
The speckled hopping Windelina, while endangered, should not be presumed to be defenseless. Attack modes include:
- Singing Broadway musical show tunes until you comply with the sing along
- dronking all your whiskey
- ranting about late stage capitalism
We watched that tonight as well!
The songs fucking SLAP
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Holiday meal vulture” is #goals
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I like the feast early afternoon so you can reasonably have second dinner later that evening
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Noooooooooooo
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hey kid
Who hurt you?
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Exactly! I love the Netflix Holiday RomCom Cinematic Universe

Also, Sir Cole is one of the most charming Male romantic leads
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Listen, it’s no SILMARILLION, but it’s still a legit move by your mom
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Gene Kelly FUUUUUCKS

yep
Dat. Ass.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Jeez buddy - that sucks
I hope it resolves soon for you
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
“Beefy Wine & Onions” is the name of my Meatloaf cover band
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Completely agree
The whole movie is cockblocking edging
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Fun” fact
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM